Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Feb 12, 2013
Today is Fat Tuesday. It also is Slewsie's birthday. How ironic! It is almost as if they made this day just for the big hunk-a-hunk-a burning love known as the gay Slewsie.

I would like to say "Happy Birthday!" to the Seattle Slew. My gay hubby will be spending the day doing what he loves doing. Eating Hostess Ho-Ho's, dreaming of that mythical dojo in the sky, and telling everyone on Topix that he loves to play with little boys.

Won't you all offer a sincere birthday wish to the gay Slewsie? Perhaps you can also offer a rememberance or two of your favorite Slewism. The best Slewism will be rewarded with a prize of one million Dojo Dollars.

Happy Birthday gay Slewsie!
Full Truth

Grantsburg, WI

#2 Feb 12, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Today is Fat Tuesday. It also is Slewsie's birthday. How ironic! It is almost as if they made this day just for the big hunk-a-hunk-a burning love known as the gay Slewsie.
I would like to say "Happy Birthday!" to the Seattle Slew. My gay hubby will be spending the day doing what he loves doing. Eating Hostess Ho-Ho's, dreaming of that mythical dojo in the sky, and telling everyone on Topix that he loves to play with little boys.
Won't you all offer a sincere birthday wish to the gay Slewsie? Perhaps you can also offer a rememberance or two of your favorite Slewism. The best Slewism will be rewarded with a prize of one million Dojo Dollars.
Happy Birthday gay Slewsie!
I would like to offer my Condolences on this Occasion.

I will need to do some digging in My Snarchives to scrape up some apropos Slewsims.

Are you asking that the Slewisms be posted in "slewhili", or is intelligible English Ok?

Also, are the Magical DOJO Dollars an accepted medium for exchange in anyplace other than the Seattle West Insane Asylum?
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#3 Feb 12, 2013
Wrong slew, poor old drunk ! LMAOROTFU~! Like a girl, with a crush !!
Miss Piggy

Minneapolis, MN

#4 Feb 12, 2013
I heard the Slewzer likes to be spanked, I mean REALLY likes it! Any volunteers?
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#5 Feb 12, 2013
I heard piggy had no piglets, because her hubby saw her ! LMAOROTFU~!
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#6 Feb 12, 2013
When I read Fat Tuesday, I thought of piggy, except it's fat EVERYDAY ! LMAOROTFU~!
Miss Piggy

Minneapolis, MN

#7 Feb 12, 2013
Do you really think someone with the self-confidence to call herself 'Miss Piggy' would be fat or unattractive? Think again, self-loathing slewzer! LOL
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#8 Feb 12, 2013
Happy Birthday Slewsie! Isn't his thread a nice surprise for my gay hubby?
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#9 Feb 12, 2013
Say your Facebook pic, piggy,...so YES, YES, YES ~! Nice wrinkles, if crass knew, IT would be ALL OVER YOU !
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#10 Feb 12, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Say your Facebook pic, piggy,...so YES, YES, YES ~! Nice wrinkles, if crass knew, IT would be ALL OVER YOU !
My gay Slewsie is a Facebook pro. He linked his profile to the web page for his friend's dojo in the sky. And Slewsie earns dojo dollars for every click on that link. Just think how rich my Slewsie is getting.
Miss Piggy

Minneapolis, MN

#11 Feb 12, 2013
I don't have facebook, nor do I tweet. You shouldn't lie on your birthday. It's bad luck! LOL
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#13 Feb 12, 2013
You had a page and posted it, but it's OK, you're alone & ugly. You have me. LAUGHING !!
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#14 Feb 12, 2013
teabagger reality/truth=outlandish lies, by another bagger.
Pretty weird, you find your life important. THANKS GOD.... you're alone.
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#15 Feb 12, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
You had a page and posted it, but it's OK, you're alone & ugly. You have me. LAUGHING !!
My gay Slewsie has a big crush on Miss Piggy but won't admit it because it would absolutely destroy his image on here.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#16 Feb 12, 2013
You are gay, but that's the extent of your reality.
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#18 Feb 12, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
You are gay, but that's the extent of your reality.
Oh Slewsie, of course I am. So is my Valentine. Hugs!

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