Amused Slew undergos emergency surgery

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Sam Segal

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Tell him to try Fix-A-Flat next time, it'll give him the Kim Kardashian look, without the nasty side affects.
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Jesus-H-christ wrote:
During a particularly heated moment in their lovemaking, Amused Slew's boyfriend Smart Liberal, poured enema fluid mixed with concrete mix into his lover's rectum, and the stuff hardened and nearly ruptured some crucial butt-anatomy (which is doctor talk for the stuff in your butt.)
Amused Slew explained to the admitting doctors that he had laid flat on the ground and lifted his legs up at a 45 degree angle (feel free to try it), and allowed Smart Lib to pour the mix into his rectum through a funnel -- which every self-respecting American has in their sex kit.)
The mass had to be surgically removed, but, luckily, the patient's boyfriend stayed with him through the entire procedure. Love comes in all shapes and sizes, but is maybe not so effective in the form of enema liquid -- especially when it's mixed with concrete mix, that is unless you're building a parking lot.
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You must be Smart Liberal a.k.a fred,slew is not my hero,slew is my hero,Irishmn, the gig is over henry(smart liberal).
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Jesus-H-christ wrote:
During a particularly heated moment in their lovemaking, Amused Slew's boyfriend Smart Liberal, poured enema fluid mixed with concrete mix into his lover's rectum, and the stuff hardened and nearly ruptured some crucial butt-anatomy (which is doctor talk for the stuff in your butt.)
Amused Slew explained to the admitting doctors that he had laid flat on the ground and lifted his legs up at a 45 degree angle (feel free to try it), and allowed Smart Lib to pour the mix into his rectum through a funnel -- which every self-respecting American has in their sex kit.)
The mass had to be surgically removed, but, luckily, the patient's boyfriend stayed with him through the entire procedure. Love comes in all shapes and sizes, but is maybe not so effective in the form of enema liquid -- especially when it's mixed with concrete mix, that is unless you're building a parking lot.
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Slew refers to a mans arse as his "brown ring." Redeemer likes the taste of "brown ring" on his lips. They call this act "brown ring to mouth."
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Jesus-H-christ wrote:
During a particularly heated moment in their lovemaking, Amused Slew's boyfriend Smart Liberal, poured enema fluid mixed with concrete mix into his lover's rectum, and the stuff hardened and nearly ruptured some crucial butt-anatomy (which is doctor talk for the stuff in your butt.)
Amused Slew explained to the admitting doctors that he had laid flat on the ground and lifted his legs up at a 45 degree angle (feel free to try it), and allowed Smart Lib to pour the mix into his rectum through a funnel -- which every self-respecting American has in their sex kit.)
The mass had to be surgically removed, but, luckily, the patient's boyfriend stayed with him through the entire procedure. Love comes in all shapes and sizes, but is maybe not so effective in the form of enema liquid -- especially when it's mixed with concrete mix, that is unless you're building a parking lot.
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Was it a lobotomy???
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So both Digger and Crassus are really closet gays?
No, but I'll bet that YOU ARE...
redeemer

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CRASSUS wrote:
<quoted text>Slew refers to a mans arse as his "brown ring." Redeemer likes the taste of "brown ring" on his lips. They call this act "brown ring to mouth."
How are your seamens doing in your jelly jar? did your little swimmers get jam up yet?
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Jesus-H-christ wrote:
Slew is now affectionately referred to as gravel ass in the gay community.
You would know would'nt you Henry.
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redeemer wrote:
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How are your seamens doing in your jelly jar? did your little swimmers get jam up yet?
What did you do with the jar you purchased? Guzzle it?

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