A Gangbangers Gun Range
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Jul 11, 2014
Did you ever notice a gangbanger shoots a pistol like a cerebral palsy patient with a severe case of kyphoscoliosis tryng to grab a box of cereal off the top shelf?
#2 Jul 11, 2014
If one of these bangers assumes this position when he is shooting at you, don't panic. Simply point the gun at his torso, take aim, and gently squeeze the trigger.
#3 Jul 12, 2014
Prior to release from prison all criminals who have used a firearm in a crime should be given firearms safety training and intensive gun range training on how to accuratly shoot a pistol.
Once educated they will hit their intended target more frequently AND end up not launching stray bullets all over Muderapolis. Of course if they hit their target they will end up killing more criminals so crime will go down. Of course a bounty could be paid to anyone killing a criminal during the course of a crime, say $50,000. A bounty would reduce recitivisum,(repeat offenders). Of course a bounty system would also provide drug money allowing purchase without committing a crime.
#4 Jul 12, 2014
The last deer I shot was right between the eyes. Generally I don't aim for that location, but this one disrespected me.
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