party azz cramming
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Jan 6, 2013
Obviously, heading into the evening, I didn't plan to cram anything terribly big up my ass. But who ever does? It's always the same, you know: You go to a party, they put out some cheese, a few fruit wedges–no problem. But then somebody hands you a broomstick, and you think, "Oh, what the hey!" Next thing you know, you're waking up the next morning wondering if you'll ever shit straight again.
#2 Jan 6, 2013
I should note that I don't actually endorse this kind of behavior. I'm just telling you what goes on. I'm also trying not to be unrealistic. I realize that as long as there are anuses, there will be people cramming things up them. But I want to urge everyone reading this, especially young people, that if you're going to cram stuff up your anus, please do it responsibly.
Oh, sure, back in college, I could cram with the big boys. I was a fraternity man; how could I not? I remember this one mixer with the Tri-Delts. I crammed five bottles of Coors and won $80. The only reason I won, though, was that Big Rooney wasn't there that night. Whoa, that guy could cram things in his anus! I once saw him shove 16 pool balls in his ass and completely close his sphincter around them. He was a monster! Today, he's a broker for Schwab Insurance, the last thing any of us would have guessed, believe me.
#3 Jan 6, 2013
Come on Mr.Maggie even you can do better than your standard nonsense.
#6 Jan 7, 2013
Where are you Henry?when crackas goes to do jim,do you have go too? whats up with that?
#8 Jan 7, 2013
Nobody loves you... Nice "life".
#10 Jan 7, 2013
you are one disgusing loser
you have to hide behind The lord,to defame him,with your vulgar nasty comments what your angle clown?have you even considerate that Jesus Christ is worship and love by 95% of the america people
who live by Christ teaching,have thought about how offensive you sound to Believers do you even care,it's a lot of looneys out here
but you take the cake(Fruit Cake)you're the type of loner/loser that the FBI should be profling I see in you another mass murder
It's not our fault that your life has been a fuk up experience,like herman Cain says don't blame us,blame yourself! personally I'm praying that Christ show you no mercy and you
and you burn the fuk up ALIVE!for the good of all mankind!can you dig that?
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