Intoxicated Minneapolis Woman Arrested for Fleeing Scene of Accident

Dec 6, 2012 Full story: Patch.com 7

All information taken from the Oct. 15, 2012 Edina Police Department Crime Activity Report.

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Bob Schmahl

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Dec 6, 2012
Slew got caught again.
Public Servant

Grantsburg, WI

#3 Dec 6, 2012
Amused Slew wrote:
Bob needs to lie, poor guy... Seems right, huh Boob...
SLEWSIE!,

You are 45 Minutes late for your Thorazine Injections!

Now get in line before you are confined to the Rubber Room for the night!

And leave the Good People alone here!

Signed,
Dr Happy,
Doctor of the Criminally Insane
Seattle West Insane Asylum
digger

Minneapolis, MN

#4 Dec 6, 2012
Bob Schmahl wrote:
Slew got caught again.
It was probably sewage's SEESTER...
Public Servant

Grantsburg, WI

#6 Dec 6, 2012
Amused Slew wrote:
Guy can't afford a decent car, but really wants an insult taken seriously ??? PLEASE ~! LMAOROTFU~!
Patient # 2376,

You now have 12 Minutes to get in line for your Thorazine Injections. Failure to do so will result in restraints being used on you again today.

This is your last warning.

Signed,

The Womyn in the White Suits
4th Floor, Dangerous Psychotics Unit
Seattle West Insane Asylum
CRASSUS

Green Bay, WI

#7 Dec 6, 2012
Amused Slew wrote:
Guy can't afford a decent car, but really wants an insult taken seriously ??? PLEASE ~! LMAOROTFU~!
Slew's mother farts in his mouth. But that doesn't put gas in the car.
Public Servant

Grantsburg, WI

#9 Dec 6, 2012
Amused Slew wrote:
Crassass doesn't have a mom, since he was OBVIOUSLY "formed" in a toilet...
Patient # 2376,

You now have 12 Minutes to get in line for your Thorazine Injections. Failure to do so will result in restraints being used on you again today.

This is your last warning.

Signed,

The Womyn in the White Suits
4th Floor, Dangerous Psychotics Unit
Seattle West Insane Asylum
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#11 Jan 14, 2013
Poor children, get a room and quit fondling each other.

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