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Slew Theme Song

Minneapolis, MN

#1 May 18, 2013
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
I blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since then
If I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'em
That's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
Another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
It's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way around
If I can't find me a honey to help me spend her money
I'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in awful mess
Bushwacker

Minneapolis, MN

#3 May 19, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Gay Schmahl's ironic cry for attention....
Cha-ching! Gay Slewsie just made another nickle.
Slew Theme Song

Minneapolis, MN

#4 May 25, 2013
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
I blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since then
If I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'em
That's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
Another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
It's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way around
If I can't find me a honey to help me spend her money
I'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in awful mess
Slew Theme Song

Minneapolis, MN

#5 Jun 1, 2013
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
I blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since then
If I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'em
That's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
Another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
It's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way around
If I can't find me a honey to help me spend her money
I'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in awful mess
Bushwacker

Saint Paul, MN

#8 Jun 8, 2013
It is Saturday and you know what that means. While normal people spend time with their family or friends, the Gay Slewsie from Seattle trolls on Topix.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#9 Jun 8, 2013
It means you'll be here, too right ??

Funny, you commenting on another poster, like a putz.

How long have you had a crush ?
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#10 Jun 8, 2013
BTW-

You "believe" in the constitution, but don't believe in personal freedom, huh ?

Just a dumb, hypocrite, trash-"man".
Slew Theme Song

Saint Paul, MN

#11 Jun 15, 2013
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
I blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since then
If I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'em
That's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
Another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
It's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way around
If I can't find me a honey to help me spend her money
I'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in awful mess
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#12 Jun 15, 2013
PERFECT IRONY cantgetitup....

Too bad, you lost at the game of life.

Yeah bYtch, you're "good" as a "man" joke, but nothing else..... Ha hah ha !!
Toidi Slayer

Minneapolis, MN

#13 Jun 19, 2013
Why does this apply only to Saturday? This is The Gay Slew's every day theme song.

Question: What are you going to do today?

First normal person: "I am going to enjoy my family."
Another normal person: "I have a job to go to."
A 3rd normal person: "I am going to volunteer to help at a good shelter."

Gay Slewsie: "I am going to spend 18 hours making up insults about people and posting them on line. It is fun to pretend I ever had a job or a real life."
Drunken Cant

Seattle, WA

#14 Jun 19, 2013
I'm going to switch monikers and post hypocritically "rope a dope" like to drunkenly insult people....

After all, it "worked" with my family ???

Pooping my pants, hating American worker, and looking for licking stories to post racially are "options" too.

My toughest "job" is to live with myself...

Not for long, fortunately. I REEK of desperation.
Toidi Slayer

Minneapolis, MN

#15 Jun 19, 2013
A question for Gay Slewsie: "What are you going to do today?"

Gay Slewsie's response: "I am going to spend 18 hours making up insults about people and posting them on line. It is fun to pretend I ever had a job or a real life."

Gay Slewsie proves what a loser she is 18 hours a day on Topix.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#16 Jun 19, 2013
: a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning —called also Socratic irony
2
a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning
b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony
c : an ironic expression or utterance
3
a (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity
b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play —called also dramatic irony, tragic irony
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#17 Jun 19, 2013
Look who's here everyday, pretending ONLY a senile drunk moniker mutt has the right....

Our hypocritical, constitutional "scholar".

Look at IT bytch & look at it drunkenly holler !

LMAOROTFU~!
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#19 Jun 22, 2013
It means you'll be here, too right ??

Funny, you commenting on another poster, like a putz.

How long have you had a crush ?
Slew Theme Song

Saint Paul, MN

#20 Jun 29, 2013
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
I blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since then
If I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'em
That's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
Another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
It's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way around
If I can't find me a honey to help me spend her money
I'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in awful mess
Slew Theme Song

Saint Paul, MN

#21 Jun 29, 2013
Another Saturday night and what is the Gay Slewsie from Seattle doing? Pretending she has someting better to do that to try dragging others down to her level. Only problem is that she is the one that was fired from the Post Office and is the biggest loser on Topix.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#24 Jun 29, 2013
Looks like the religious "right"...aren't either.

Thanks, for helping with 2014 !
Slew Theme Song

Minneapolis, MN

#25 Jul 6, 2013
Hey Gay Slewsie, what did you do this holiday weekend? LMAOROLFu~!

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
I blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since then
If I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'em
That's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
Another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in awful mess
It's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way around
If I can't find me a honey to help me spend her money
I'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got no money cuz I got no job
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in awful mess
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#26 Jul 7, 2013
It means you'll be here, too right ??

Funny, you commenting on another poster, like a putz.

How long have you had a crush ?

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