“I Want To Be Evil”

Since: Feb 13

I Wanna Be Bad

#1 Mar 18, 2013
Pray to me, your Nazi nanny,
I'm trying to shrink your humongous fanny.
Sugar is bad, and salt is too,
you should be glad I'm helping you.
Instead you whine and cry and pout,
and you all think I'm a fascist lout.
Putting scales in restaurants is my next big deal,
your body mass index will determine your meal.
I'm smarter than you, so listen real good,
obey my demands or move out of this hood.
Heil Bloomberg!
Thanks to SNuss, via Moonbattery.
redeemer

Minneapolis, MN

#2 Mar 18, 2013
Miss Piggy Chops wrote:
Pray to me, your Nazi nanny,
I'm trying to shrink your humongous fanny.
Sugar is bad, and salt is too,
you should be glad I'm helping you.
Instead you whine and cry and pout,
and you all think I'm a fascist lout.
Putting scales in restaurants is my next big deal,
your body mass index will determine your meal.
I'm smarter than you, so listen real good,
obey my demands or move out of this hood.
Heil Bloomberg!
Thanks to SNuss, via Moonbattery.
Humongous fanny???? Hmmm

Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#3 Mar 18, 2013
Miss Piggy Chops wrote:
Pray to me, your Nazi nanny,
I'm trying to shrink your humongous fanny.
Sugar is bad, and salt is too,
you should be glad I'm helping you.
Instead you whine and cry and pout,
and you all think I'm a fascist lout.
Putting scales in restaurants is my next big deal,
your body mass index will determine your meal.
I'm smarter than you, so listen real good,
obey my demands or move out of this hood.
Heil Bloomberg!
Thanks to SNuss, via Moonbattery.
How this guy keeps getting re-elected is a mystery. The same people who complain about the evil rich keep supporting this guy who undoubtedly is one of the evil rich.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#4 Mar 18, 2013
Guy's great at his job, funny you comment on one aspect of his success, like it's bad.... After bragging about that aspect with RawMoney ???

Guess, without hypocrisy, you got nuttin'?

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