Ford makes the BEST TRUCK

Ford makes the BEST TRUCK

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Minneapolis, MN

#1 Jul 6, 2013
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, "Ass Hole!"

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

Damn I love this truck....

Seattle, WA

#2 Jul 6, 2013
Great Bush joke, too bad you cannot afford a car or a brain...

Minneapolis, MN

#3 Jul 6, 2013
Gay Slewsie, I see you were working until 1 AM again last night. Good job you have there. Keep talking to yourself, and trash talking the smart people.

Seattle, WA

#5 Jul 7, 2013
"Ponding" the "smart people", neither breeder ???

Too FUNNY !!


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