First Goldwater, then Paul?

June 06, 2008 First Goldwater, then Paul? David Weigel looks at the ongoing ripples in the Republican party from Ron Paul's candidacy race: "We've seen how the politics of fear chip away at freedom at home," he ...

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[Corpse of Nixon]

So many people seem to be speculating about running mates.

I suggest that McCain choose DICK NIXON as his running mate. Maybe this doesn’t sound so good, but hear me out... there are good reasons:

Sure, Nixon is DEAD, but then, so are thousands of soldiers that Bush sent to Iraq with poor planning and inadequate armor.

McCain has been caught in so many FLIP-FLOPs, maybe TRICKY DICK could teach him more about the fine art of lying.

McCain, if elected, might need to begin tear-gassing anti-war protesters. Nixon has the EXPERIENCE.(Watch out, you students at Kent State!)

To keep the Iraq lies and distortions “going,” McCain will need some plumbers to plug leaks, and will need to, well,“bend” the constitution a little. Again, NIXON’S THE ONE!

Prices for everyday items including food and gasoline have gone THROUGH THE ROOF under Repugnican “leadership”. Nixon can explain how his price controls could fix everything.

And finally...

Iraq might need to be BOMBED MORE HEAVILY, and we’ll need to use carpet bombing on Iraq’s neighboring countries, too. McCain can just use Nixon’s Cambodia bombing plan!

Repugnicans! The Dirty Tricks, Flip-Flops, Constitution-Bending, Inflation and WAR Party!!!

McCain/Nixon ’08.

Or... we could try someone different. I’m just sayin’.

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** Bush and McCain-style Republicans have become a NAUSEATING, BAD JOKE,
** and campaigning with a Republican Endorsement is like having a DEAD FISH
** HANGING FROM YOUR NECK.

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[EYES OPEN]

NO CHANGE AHEAD.....McCAIN IS A DEAD DUCK....WE ARE ONLY VOTING FOR PRESIDENT RON PAUL IN NOVEMBER.

HE ALONE CAN WIN FOR THE REPUBLICANS.