Hospital plans to be tobacco-free facility

Mimbres Memorial Hospital and Nursing Home in Deming plans to be tobacco-free inside or outside of the property on May 6. 2013.

[Spiro Agnew]

Personal choices -- what an antiquated notion. In ten years, kids will equate us forebearers who made up our own minds about our bodies with those guys in the revolutionary war who wore those doofey 3-cornered hats.

[Bud Schmones]

Spiro Agnew wrote:

Personal choices -- what an antiquated notion. In ten years, kids will equate us forebearers who made up our own minds about our bodies with those guys in the revolutionary war who wore those doofey 3-cornered hats.

Is that because you will all be dead?

[Smokers Suck Blow]

Spiro Agnew wrote:

Personal choices -- what an antiquated notion. In ten years, kids will equate us forebearers who made up our own minds about our bodies with those guys in the revolutionary war who wore those doofey 3-cornered hats.

Translation: DUH!

[smokingwillie]

Bud Schmones wrote:

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Is that because you will all be dead?

Not all of us will be dead. And some of us who get killed might get it in a car accident. Cars are dangerous. I was coming home from the bar the other night and scraped a guardrail on the side of the road. I do not know why they have to put them that close. Maybe a warning sign, too. Other things besides smoking kills. smoking can be helpful. If I am driving home after having a smoke in the bar with like minded people, a smoke helps me wake up and get home safe.I wonder what the antis do when they drive home.

[Wanker Detector]

smokingwillie wrote:

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Not all of us will be dead. And some of us who get killed might get it in a car accident. Cars are dangerous. I was coming home from the bar the other night and scraped a guardrail on the side of the road. I do not know why they have to put them that close. Maybe a warning sign, too. Other things besides smoking kills. smoking can be helpful. If I am driving home after having a smoke in the bar with like minded people, a smoke helps me wake up and get home safe.I wonder what the antis do when they drive home.

What a wanker

[smokingwillie]

Wanker Detector wrote:

<quoted text> What a wanker

What's a wanker?

[Wanker Detector]

smokingwillie wrote:

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What's a wanker?

A willy, a dork, a penis

[smokingwillie]

Wanker Detector wrote:

<quoted text> A willy, a dork, a penis

Ok. I get it now. You said "What a wanker". Maybe you should have said "Wow! What a wanker!" then I would know that you were jealous.

[Wanker Detector]

smokingwillie wrote:

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Ok. I get it now. You said "What a wanker". Maybe you should have said "Wow! What a wanker!" then I would know that you were jealous.

No I had it right, no jealousy at all. As they say small mind, small willie.

[smokingwillie]

Wanker Detector wrote:

<quoted text> No I had it right, no jealousy at all. As they say small mind, small willie.

My name means I smoke and I have a big willie.