Traffic congestion on Railroad ave an...

Traffic congestion on Railroad ave and corner of Baker street.

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“Have shovel will travel, ”

Since: Nov 12

Cold Ground Arkansas

#1 Feb 6, 2013
At about 1:15 pm today local Norwood police was called to the corner of Baker street where they found Mrs. Pottsplanter's flower garden had be demolished. Report stated that a clown car make and model not verified but witnesses say a yellow 1972 volkwagon bug left Railroad ave and crashed into Mrs. Pottsplanter flower garden at around 1:15 pm. Witnesses said that 27 clowns piled out of the car in a drunken stupor followed by 16 small clown dogs which began to piss on the fire hydrants.

The leader who is know By Doink was reported telling his mass follows to get the fat bearded lady pulled out of the car before the police arrived. With 14 pounds of butter and three crowbars the lead clown and a midget pulled the bearded lady who was wearing a Hawaiian bikini and a pink too-too to the edge of Baker street. Clowns, dogs, fat lady and midget had fled the scene before police arrived. Police said to be on the look out for these individuals the are armed with flower squirt guns and not that funny. We will keep you updated on this story as it comes available

Jonesboro, AR

#2 Feb 7, 2013
Oh I saw that it was plain nasty....the midget was trying to look up the fat lady's too-too ahhahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha hahahahaahahhaha

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