Bogus Mayday calls, times 10

The Coast Guard has determined that a hoax distress call made last week by a boater who said his craft was sinking in Oyster Bay came from the same person who has made 10 other phony Mayday reports since ...

[Elliot Offen]

DOMINIC BARBARA IS A BEEFSTEW, RIIIGHT?

[Dominic Barbra]

It was not me. I was busy breaking plates of spagetti over my head.

[W T F]

What kind of az swipe would actually think this was funny? Must be some dim witted schlub who still lives his mommy...

[Morons]

Lock him up and send him a bill for the search operations and his trial and incarceration!

[MAYDAY]

Elliot Offen wrote:

DOMINIC BARBARA IS A BEEFSTEW, RIIIGHT?

I'm on fire!

[walrus]

Mayday! Mayday! The boat is on fire!

[Col Sanders]

Wo cares? Really, this is stupid to report.

[IMRAN Anwar IMRAN_TV]

I hope they get this jerk and no one listens to his distress calls when prison buddy Bubba grounds him.

Imran
http://imran.com/media/blog/

[Rocky]

He's the proverbial 'boy who cried wolf'. Someday when he really needs help, no one will believe him. This guy never grew up.

[Ready to leave]

Go put him in a sinking boat with no radio. Get the picture??