let the dead-michael-jackson jokes be...

let the dead-michael-jackson jokes begin!!!

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Monroe, CT

#1 Jun 25, 2009
Post your best here.
King Kong

Johnstown, PA

#2 Jun 25, 2009
We're waiting.

Richardson, TX

#3 Jun 25, 2009
he died from human nature

San Diego, CA

#4 Jun 25, 2009
will his organs continue to be donated to children?


#5 Jun 25, 2009
Due to his unfortunate death. Michael Jackson's dates have been cancelled. They were Thomas aged 6 and Kevin aged 9
Tim M

Dallas, TX

#6 Jun 25, 2009
He had his hand down a child's pants and realized it was a girl. Down 4 the count
just beat it

Campbellsville, KY

#7 Jun 25, 2009
Micheal is the only person I know who was born a black man and died a white woman. RIP

Melbourne, Australia

#8 Jun 25, 2009
I dont feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger...
johnny rebel

Stratford, CT

#9 Jun 25, 2009
what starts with a n and ends with a r that you never want to call a black guy like Michael Jackson? "neighbor"

Fort Smith, AR

#10 Jun 25, 2009
Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?

He didn't want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.

Silvan, Australia

#11 Jun 25, 2009
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie

Silvan, Australia

#12 Jun 25, 2009
macaulay culkin stars in home alone 4, alone at long last...


MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him

Maryland Heights, MO

#13 Jun 25, 2009

Fort Smith, AR

#14 Jun 25, 2009
A Los Angeles catholic diocese reported that one of their altar boys was undergoing an exorcism after being possesed by the spirit of Michael Jackson.

A spokesman for the church said is the 327the known case of Jackson being in a twelve year old.


#15 Jun 25, 2009
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and
Farrah Fawcett?
About three hours.


#16 Jun 25, 2009
What were the last words Michael Jackson said to the doctor on his way to hospital?
Put me in the childrens ward.


#17 Jun 26, 2009
Michael Jackson is to be cremated the plastic bits will burn the ashes will be spread over lego bricks.....So kids can still play with him.


#18 Jun 26, 2009
The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on there reunion show.
Nick F from Australia

Brisbane, Australia

#19 Jun 26, 2009
Did you hear about the deal The Jackson Family made with Nintendo? Their gonna melt his plastic body to make matt white Nintendo DSi's and give a discount to every 13 year old who buys one. Because touching is good.
Miss Jackson

London, UK

#20 Jun 26, 2009
Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, “you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth. Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all. St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option. The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter”

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