Missing Manure Mystifies Middlefield

Missing Manure Mystifies Middlefield

There are 10 comments on the The Times story from May 11, 2006, titled Missing Manure Mystifies Middlefield. In it, The Times reports that:

A case of missing manure in this Amish community has a village street cleaner so upset that she reported the messy poop pilferer to police.

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Knock Knock

United States

#1 May 11, 2006
I have some from my pets if they want it!!
Diane

United States

#2 May 11, 2006
I can't imagine calling my Police Dept. and complaining that my crap was missing. LOL
Knock Knock

United States

#3 May 11, 2006
Yes,
Officer,
I would like to report the theft of a bunch of shi#!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!
Diane

United States

#4 May 11, 2006
Maam,
It's About time you were out of shi#!!
Thank-You for calling!! LOL
cattleyas

Stonewall, OK

#5 May 12, 2006
no s..t?
TexasTumbleweed

Austin, TX

#6 May 12, 2006
cattleyas wrote:
no s..t?
I have taken my share of "crappy" calls since I've been on patrol, but I think that one would take the cake...wonder how hard the dispatcher was laughing when the sent the call out to that officer? ROFL!

“Sleep? Who needs it anyway?”

Since: Apr 06

Location hidden

#7 May 12, 2006
I couldn't get the story from that link. Got this...

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/14...

I had to read it to believe it!!!
MRS

Willingboro, NJ

#8 May 12, 2006
Oh what a mess!!

Father Theresa

“Sign at Offbeat E-Entrance”

Since: Oct 09

Bang-la-desh

#9 Nov 9, 2009
Early Offbeat alliteration...

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#10 Nov 9, 2009
Hey,where's my shyt?

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