Anybody get their views printed in Th...

Anybody get their views printed in The Snooze?

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The New Cool Warrior

Covington, KY

#1 Feb 18, 2010
I just wondered if and when any of the many thousands of functionally-literate [able to read and write] local folks had their news and vies printed on Steve Sandlin's "Opinion" page within an issue of The Miamisburg Snooze, our so-called "community newspaper"; since their opinion letters are invited and requested in every issue. Miller Publishing seems to prefer more professional pet PAC-rat columnist contributors who seem to be syndicated or who own some political office or something like that, for Republicans or Democrats, or on their behalf.
Leon Harrison

Covington, KY

#2 Feb 18, 2010
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Thursday, February 18, 2010

To: The Editor

Subject: Any local folks get printed by The Snooze

“Any local folks get printed by The Snooze?”

Today and once again, I just wondered if and when any of the many thousands of functionally-literate [able to read and write] local folks had their news and views printed on Steve Sandlin's "Opinion" page, within an issue of The Miamisburg Snooze, our so-called "community newspaper"; since local [?] opinion letters are invited and requested in every issue. Miller Publishing seems to prefer more professional pet PAC-rat columnist contributors, who either seem to be syndicated or who own some political office or something like that, for Republicans or Democrats, or who seem to babble and prattle and chatter on their behalf.

Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Jerry

Cincinnati, OH

#3 Feb 20, 2010
Maybe because your a nut job!
Leon Harrison

Latonia, KY

#4 Feb 20, 2010
Jerry wrote:
Maybe because your a nut job!
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Saturday, February 20, 2010

To: The Editor

Subject: I would be gooder than Tiger Woods

“I would be gooder than Tiger Woods”

Even if I was a little more famous, handsome, healthier, talented and wealthier, I would still be gooder than Tiger Woods; if only because I am a single man without media people, product endorsements or fans. Honestly, I would not walk across the street to see any sporting event, much less golf, save for professional wrestling. Then, I would only go if there was FREE babes and beer for me, and media people who were paying me to attend and make new female friends, because such relevant [romantic] writing research could not hurt [hint…hint…hint].
Like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, Tiger Woods has done so [if not much or such] good because of his talent and the professional efforts of many friendly media people; who have enhanced, created and maintained his admirable and inspirational image. These popular people have been promoted [enabled and excused] and sold like products with endorsements. I did not and will not intentionally buy or pay for this nonsense.
Tiger almost makes me fear my future passion and publicity problems, coming soon after I win a big lottery. In spite of this, I shall still take and face these romantic-relationship addiction risks; despite any boohooing or suing or whining [for free newspaper space and TV time] by any of [my] many future female victims who might whine because of a lack of [my] money, candy or Valentines. I would still be gooder than Tiger Woods.

Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Leon Harrison

Latonia, KY

#5 Feb 20, 2010
Jerry wrote:
Maybe because your a nut job!
I do not own a nut job. Nor am I one. Did your fool teachers or your dad or mama or Obama learn you about how to use an apostrophe or a comma [in a sentence]? I just joke because this is not writing, unlike my better columns and letters that are and have been printed and published by better editors, but not by liberal bed wetters who wear panties and sweaters.

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