Me and a Sperm Whale off of the Flori...

Me and a Sperm Whale off of the Florida Coast

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Sonia

San Jose, CA

#1 Mar 28, 2012
Dear Adam the Macho,

This is not a Sperm Whale. It's a Humpback. FYI.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#2 Mar 29, 2012
Sonia wrote:
Dear Adam the Macho,
This is not a Sperm Whale. It's a Humpback. FYI.
ANYTIME YOU ARE TALKING" ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD" YOU ARE TALKING SPERM. GET IT?!

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#3 Mar 29, 2012
Sonia,

he hump your back and give you sperm. he is a sex addict. You must be new to Miami Topix. Show your courage and introduce bravery into your mundane life.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#4 Mar 29, 2012
macho, nice dance moves.lol

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#5 Apr 10, 2012
SPERM whale? nice
Denmark Dick

Farum, Denmark

#6 Apr 21, 2012
Sperm whale? yes, I believe you better ask Adam about that.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Hialeah, FL

#7 Apr 24, 2012
Denmark Dick wrote:
Sperm whale? yes, I believe you better ask Adam about that.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Fidel

Miami, FL

#8 Sep 27, 2012
macho,that's a manatee.lol

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#9 Sep 28, 2012
Fidel wrote:
macho,that's a manatee.lol
Adam knows alot about Sperm Willie....from the North beach stand.
Big Richard

Miami, FL

#10 Nov 1, 2012
RIP old friend.

“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”

Since: Dec 11

South Beach, FL

#11 Nov 3, 2012
He wanted to die like Leonardo Dicaprio on the movie Titanic but the water was too warm and none of his transvestite buddies would dress up like Kate Winslett so he could die and let them live.

He made due with a jellyfish and piece of driftwood.

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#12 Apr 27, 2013
The NEW Lifeguard wrote:
He wanted to die like Leonardo Dicaprio on the movie Titanic but the water was too warm and none of his transvestite buddies would dress up like Kate Winslett so he could die and let them live.
He made due with a jellyfish and piece of driftwood.
Did you ever get herpes from an infected lifeguard who insisted on saving your life even though you were not drowning?
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#13 Mar 2, 2014
HELLO SPORTS FANS!

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