Offshore Fishing Tricks
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Rod

Miami, FL

#27 Jan 6, 2011
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Rod, why don't you come out fishing with us this weekend. The sailfishing is really great this time of year and futher offshore their are huge dolphin(mahi-mahi) Just let me know as I will be getting another litter of kittys for bait. Now we will have Adam The Macho Lifeguards groupies with us, but he prefers the married Cuban woman, but you can do the young 18-20 year old tenderloins. All of them are S.T.D. free. BTW the White Marlin we caught last week, I made Hawaiian jerky and it was great. Please don't tell your probation officer, as we always do the "fillet and release" on all fish caught on the way back in, and we shoot flying fish out of the air for live chum.
If you have a large enough cabin on board, I can take Adam down there and clean out his bilge. If that clown fool comes along too, I will have sex with his nose.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#28 Jan 6, 2011
Rod wrote:
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If you have a large enough cabin on board, I can take Adam down there and clean out his bilge. If that clown fool comes along too, I will have sex with his nose.
Rod are you trying to tell me that you would rather do these things instead of "Porking" young 18-20 year old tenderloins? Trust me they will calm you down!
Fidel

Miami, FL

#30 Jan 6, 2011
oh boy. dr.d. make sure you have 2 life rafts on board just incase.lol
Rod

Miami, FL

#31 Jan 7, 2011
Fidel wrote:
oh boy. dr.d. make sure you have 2 life rafts on board just incase.lol
Bring some condoms too!
Michy

Miami, FL

#32 Jan 7, 2011
Rod wrote:
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Bring some condoms too!
I'll do all of you guys!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#33 Jan 8, 2011
Michy wrote:
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I'll do all of you guys!
As long as you are S.T.D. free, you are welcome aboard. But keep in mind to all that board my boat, there will be no Mutiny!
Rod

Miami, FL

#34 Jan 8, 2011
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>As long as you are S.T.D. free, you are welcome aboard. But keep in mind to all that board my boat, there will be no Mutiny!
I got dibs on Adam. he will be my prison b!tch!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Hollywood, FL

#35 Jan 18, 2011
Rod wrote:
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I got dibs on Adam. he will be my prison b!tch!
12th STREET DOOOSH BAG!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#36 Jan 19, 2011
In a few day's, ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD along with a group of 18-20 year old fully shaven "Tenderlions" will be going out on my boat, for a day of offshore fishing. I have a lively litter of kittys for bait, for sailfish. During our fishing trip Adam will be giving free breast exams, and he will be leading the young "tenderloins" in jumping jacks on the bow.(now that is some visual). I will keep you posted as to how we do.
aaaa

Lahore, Pakistan

#37 Jan 22, 2013
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Don from Canada

Duluth, GA

#39 Jan 22, 2013
Dr Demento wrote:
In a few day's, ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD along with a group of 18-20 year old fully shaven "Tenderlions" will be going out on my boat, for a day of offshore fishing. I have a lively litter of kittys for bait, for sailfish. During our fishing trip Adam will be giving free breast exams, and he will be leading the young "tenderloins" in jumping jacks on the bow.(now that is some visual). I will keep you posted as to how we do.
You are a Pig!
Cuba libre indeed

Miami, FL

#40 Jan 22, 2013
Don from Canada wrote:
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You are a Pig!
Sir though you hide behind a Canadian name, the real pigs are your Miami Cuban politicos who mostly rob this place blind and as inefficient as can be when it comes to running the city.
Don from Canada

Duluth, GA

#41 Jan 22, 2013
Cuba libre indeed wrote:
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Sir though you hide behind a Canadian name, the real pigs are your Miami Cuban politicos who mostly rob this place blind and as inefficient as can be when it comes to running the city.
Well Sir,I happen to like CubanAmericans and their city of Miami!
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#42 Jan 22, 2013
calamari
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#43 Jan 23, 2013
O.K. back to offshore fishing, this time of year is the best time for Sailfishing. Why waste your time catching "goggle eyes" or netting pilchards.

The night before you go fishing for Sails, just stop off at a pet shop, and buy about a half dozen rats, as they are very fisty on the surface and make a lot of noise that the Sails pick up on.

"Tight Lines and Good Fishing".

Since: Dec 12

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#44 Jan 23, 2013
Dr Demento wrote:
O.K. back to offshore fishing, this time of year is the best time for Sailfishing. Why waste your time catching "goggle eyes" or netting pilchards.
The night before you go fishing for Sails, just stop off at a pet shop, and buy about a half dozen rats, as they are very fisty on the surface and make a lot of noise that the Sails pick up on.
"Tight Lines and Good Fishing".
What about using kittens? I hear they work well too.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#45 Jan 23, 2013
sogner keyde wrote:
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What about using kittens? I hear they work well too.
Yes, they work very well, but they are harder to get and if you have chicks on the boat with you they either want to take them home or commit mutiny.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#47 Jan 23, 2013
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, they work very well, but they are harder to get and if you have chicks on the boat with you they either want to take them home or commit mutiny.
Oh yeah I almost forgot; Don't forget about your used CD disks, just "Daisy Chain" them together (About 6) with a weight on the end and put them down about 20', this will bring the Sails in from outa nowhere.
"Tight Lines and Good Fishing"

Since: Dec 12

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#48 Feb 15, 2014
soggy sogs

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