Offshore Fishing Tricks

[Dr Demento]

When I go offshore fishing and we are slow trolling,(>12nm) I find it helpful to have someone on the bow with a 410 shotgun,(less recoil) and when those flying fish start jumping and we get off a few rounds and hit a few fish they create a natural wounded bait fish that the wahoo, mahi-mahi, tuna can't resist. "Tight lines and good fishing"

[Dr Demento]

This works great for "Tournament Fishing" as you can make some extra prize money by using the easy button!

[ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD]

DO YOU KNOW THE FISHING BARRISTER? STUTTERING B-B-B-BARRY D-D-D-EVLIN. S-S-S-SNOOK. CHOCOLATE DONUTS!

[Dr Demento]

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

DO YOU KNOW THE FISHING BARRISTER? STUTTERING B-B-B-BARRY D-D-D-EVLIN. S-S-S-SNOOK. CHOCOLATE DONUTS!

No, I don't know Barry, but you are welcomed on my boat anytime, I will also bring some old Cuban bags so you can pass some time as we head out to the Gulf Stream. You can stay on the bow and do jumping jacks in the nude, I don't care. Just keep your eye out for flying fish or Cuban rafters. as we will pick up the Cuban women and you can have your way with them.......then release them!(Catch and Release)

[TOUGHRIDER]

You dirt bags can't fish worth a shit.

[B-B-B-arry D-D-D-evlin]

TOUGHRIDER wrote:

You dirt bags can't fish worth a shit.

E-B-D-B-D I s-s-s-tutter when I t-t-type. I am the b-b-best fishing lawyer ever. Snook......C-C-C-hocolate donuts. SHARK!

[Dr Demento]

Dark Madam Canyons wrote:

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Good stuff. Can I come along. We can use the stinking commie guys for chum....before they infect out shores.

Sure, Madam You can come along and throw the guys back while Adam does the old Cuban bags!

[ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD]

HOW ABOUT TIEING SOME 50 LB. MONOFILLIMENT AROUND MACHO'S PRIDE AND JOY?

[Fidel]

B-B-B-arry D-D-D-evlin wrote:

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E-B-D-B-D I s-s-s-tutter when I t-t-type. I am the b-b-best fishing lawyer ever. Snook......C-C-C-hocolate donuts. SHARK!

.dude. you stutter when you type..?..lol

[Fidel]

hey dr. d. macho said that he'd wear his g-string and would be our anchor bytch..lol

[Dr Demento]

Fidel wrote:

hey dr. d. macho said that he'd wear his g-string and would be our anchor bytch..lol

That is a very scary image. But as long as Adam can handle a .410 shotgun on the bow as he is shooting down some flying fish for live bait, this way we can catch some big game fish!

[Dr Demento]

After a full day of fishing, Adam did great shooting down flying fish for bait as we caught a sail and 2 wahoo! Then we did the old fillet and release, and Adam did some groupies, and headed back to Adams lifeguard stand and I saw many old Cuban bags waiting for him! AAHHHH yes what a day!

[Michy]

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:

HOW ABOUT TIEING SOME 50 LB. MONOFILLIMENT AROUND MACHO'S PRIDE AND JOY?

I wish you would drill me on shore!

[Dr Demento]

Michy wrote:

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I wish you would drill me on shore!

You can come out with us today, as we are bringing about a half dozen 1 week old kittens for live bait. Adam can drill you while we are drift fishing!

[Michy]

Dr Demento wrote:

<quoted text>You can come out with us today, as we are bringing about a half dozen 1 week old kittens for live bait. Adam can drill you while we are drift fishing!

I can pull a train. Ok I'm in.

[Dr Demento]

What a day! Adam the Macho Lifeguard caught 3 sails using the little kitties for bait. Then lost a good size Marlin after a 20 min fight because Michy and Madam were trying to please him and he took his mind off the Marlin. Then we went futher offshore only to catch 2 dolphin(Mahi-Mahi,43+47lb.)usi ng the flying fish trick. On the way back in we did the old "Fillet+Release" on all fish caught. We got Adam back to his stand in time and of course there was a long line of groupies waiting for him.

[Dr Demento]

On 1-1-11 @ 0500hrs I'll be leaving Black Point with a new litter of 2 week old kittens and plenty of ammo for the shotgun. I'll be picking up Adam The Macho Lifeguard and probably Michy,Madam and Sally at the jetties on SoBe, for a day of offshore fishing. Please be advised that all married Cuban woman that want Adam, wait until we get back to have your way with him at his stand in the afternoon.

[Dr Demento]

......and thank-you very much, Madam, as Adam caught a rare 49 lb White Marlin on a "hyper kitty". Then we went futher offshore and Adam caught a 37 lb bull dolphin. Then on the way back in he caught a fair size Wahoo@ 32 lbs. As we headed back to his lifeguard stand we did the old "fillet and release" on all fish caught. As we got close to his stand on So Be his groupie following went wild as they saw him doing jumping jacks in the nude, trust me this is a "jaw dropping sight"!

[Rod]

Dr Demento wrote:

......and thank-you very much, Madam, as Adam caught a rare 49 lb White Marlin on a "hyper kitty". Then we went futher offshore and Adam caught a 37 lb bull dolphin. Then on the way back in he caught a fair size Wahoo@ 32 lbs. As we headed back to his lifeguard stand we did the old "fillet and release" on all fish caught. As we got close to his stand on So Be his groupie following went wild as they saw him doing jumping jacks in the nude, trust me this is a "jaw dropping sight"!

He will drop his jaw wide open for the Rodster when I drop my his stand REAL SOON!...is he really that ugly?

[Dr Demento]

Rod wrote:

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He will drop his jaw wide open for the Rodster when I drop my his stand REAL SOON!...is he really that ugly?

Hey Rod, why don't you come out fishing with us this weekend. The sailfishing is really great this time of year and futher offshore their are huge dolphin(mahi-mahi) Just let me know as I will be getting another litter of kittys for bait. Now we will have Adam The Macho Lifeguards groupies with us, but he prefers the married Cuban woman, but you can do the young 18-20 year old tenderloins. All of them are S.T.D. free. BTW the White Marlin we caught last week, I made Hawaiian jerky and it was great. Please don't tell your probation officer, as we always do the "fillet and release" on all fish caught on the way back in, and we shoot flying fish out of the air for live chum.