denmark dick does not scare me!

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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#1 Aug 20, 2012
I AM A NEW PERSON. A TOUGHER PERSON. A MORE KINDRED SPIRIT. I HAVE ESTELLE TO THANK FOR THAT. AND NO JURR COUGH FROM SOME SOCIALIST NATION IS GOING TO TAKE MY MANHOOD AWAY FROM ME. I AM A VIETNAM VET, A RESCUER OF OVER 2800 PEOPLE, AND A FANTASY TO COUNTLESS OTHERS. DENMARK DICK MEANS NOTHING TO ME. HE IS A FLY ON A DUNG HILL. HEAR ME ROAR BIATCHES!

Since: Feb 11

Hong Kong

#2 Aug 20, 2012
You are one of America losers. Your generation failed to win their war because they smoked hashish while 14 year old VC girls tiptoed through the jungles cutting your throats and turning your claymores toward you.
You had your ass handed to you by 14 year old girls running through the jungles in black pajamas.
If only a couple more ounces of agent orange would you of breathed in we would not have to listen to your incessant whining and deviant old hippie BS.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#3 Aug 21, 2012
The Shamans Wife wrote:
You are one of America losers. Your generation failed to win their war because they smoked hashish while 14 year old VC girls tiptoed through the jungles cutting your throats and turning your claymores toward you.
You had your ass handed to you by 14 year old girls running through the jungles in black pajamas.
If only a couple more ounces of agent orange would you of breathed in we would not have to listen to your incessant whining and deviant old hippie BS.
I AM YOUR COUNTER INSURGENCY HOT STUFF!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#4 Aug 21, 2012
The Shamans Wife wrote:
You are one of America losers. Your generation failed to win their war because they smoked hashish while 14 year old VC girls tiptoed through the jungles cutting your throats and turning your claymores toward you.
You had your ass handed to you by 14 year old girls running through the jungles in black pajamas.
If only a couple more ounces of agent orange would you of breathed in we would not have to listen to your incessant whining and deviant old hippie BS.
.......so you were one of the lil Guke's that turned the claymores.

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#5 Aug 21, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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I AM YOUR COUNTER INSURGENCY HOT STUFF!
Do you know of the insurgents? the heroes? Ho Chi Mihn? Che? Have you read Mao's Red Book or poetry from Pol Pot? You talk brave because the Dane is across the Atlantic. Had he been here, you would quiver like a virgin in a brothel. You disgust me.

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#6 Aug 21, 2012
Adam, Denmark Dick hurt you in ways one ca only imagine. He pounded you in your stand as you did with many married Cuban Women. if this was a prison, he would have bought and sold you for a pack of smokes. Listen, if you did retire, and if you are a pool boy at some old folks apartment buidling on Miami beach where you are now dating some old battle ax, then give it a rest. You got nothing to prove. The humiliation will eventually fade away.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#7 Aug 22, 2012
IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN, I'LL DO THE POUNDING SPORTS FANS!
Jennifer Aquaman

Miami, FL

#8 Aug 22, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN, I'LL DO THE POUNDING SPORTS FANS!
Adam, he will hurt you again. Why the false bravado. If this guy ever comes back to the US, you know you are going to hide in some fox hole. What ever happened between you guys in your stand is your business. but really, stop talking about it.
Tiger Oscar

United States

#9 Aug 22, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>.......so you were one of the lil Guke's that turned the claymores.
Vayaaaaa indigena como te gusta estar haciendote pasar por blanco mi pana.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#10 Aug 22, 2012
Tiger Oscar wrote:
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Vayaaaaa indigena como te gusta estar haciendote pasar por blanco mi pana.
Since I don't know what you said, I'll respond with a old saying to the Guke's that we used back in Nam', to get them to pop-up and show their slanted foreheads,......."Do Mammy"!
I'm sure Adam use to yell this same expression.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#11 Aug 22, 2012
dr.d whats' up. isaac's gonna bloooooooooooooow.
lol
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#12 Aug 22, 2012
Fidel wrote:
dr.d whats' up. isaac's gonna bloooooooooooooow.
lol
Fidel, batten down the hatch's for Issaac, and keep an eye on T.D.#10.
BTW, this would be a good time for Adam to make some OT, and do some old Cuban hag's, that can't stand their "Ricky Ricardo" husbands.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#13 Aug 22, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Fidel, batten down the hatch's for Issaac, and keep an eye on T.D.#10.
BTW, this would be a good time for Adam to make some OT, and do some old Cuban hag's, that can't stand their "Ricky Ricardo" husbands.
THE MARRIED CUBAN WOMEN SMELL LIKE MY SACK. woooo-wooooooDENMARK DICK, BITE THIS!

Since: Feb 11

Hong Kong

#15 Aug 22, 2012
Stan Yenz wrote:
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Do you know of the insurgents? the heroes? Ho Chi Mihn? Che? Have you read Mao's Red Book or poetry from Pol Pot? You talk brave because the Dane is across the Atlantic. Had he been here, you would quiver like a virgin in a brothel. You disgust me.
You shall be bent over sweating in a rice paddy very soon once more.
The Dickery

Miami, FL

#16 Aug 23, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
I AM A NEW PERSON. A TOUGHER PERSON. A MORE KINDRED SPIRIT. I HAVE ESTELLE TO THANK FOR THAT. AND NO JURR COUGH FROM SOME SOCIALIST NATION IS GOING TO TAKE MY MANHOOD AWAY FROM ME. I AM A VIETNAM VET, A RESCUER OF OVER 2800 PEOPLE, AND A FANTASY TO COUNTLESS OTHERS. DENMARK DICK MEANS NOTHING TO ME. HE IS A FLY ON A DUNG HILL. HEAR ME ROAR BIATCHES!
He owned you, he dominated you, he emasculated you, you are now His Boy. All that hero shit is now superceded by Denmark Dick Domination.

Oh, and you better get yourself tested homes.
Denmark Dick

Kingsport, TN

#17 Aug 23, 2012
Hey togh man. I am back in the states. In Tennessee to be exact. And guess what? you piece of excrement. I will be coming down to Miami for some sun and fun. Maybe I do you and your old bag girlfriend together at pool side where you are a pool boy. You could not leave well enough alone. I hope you remember good pain. Because the Double D has you in his sights. and Denmark is not a socialist country you fool.
Hemichromis Enlongatus

United States

#18 Aug 23, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Since I don't know what you said, I'll respond with a old saying to the Guke's that we used back in Nam', to get them to pop-up and show their slanted foreheads,......."Do Mammy"!
I'm sure Adam use to yell this same expression.
Coņo indio,el que no te conosca se creeria que tu eres blanco,pero tu y yo sabemos que tu solo eres un indio envidioso y acomplejado!
y acuerdate del dicho que dice asi " La Mona Aunque Se Vista de Seda Mona se Queda!!
Que clade de indigena ridiculo!
Hemichromis Enlongatus

United States

#19 Aug 23, 2012
Stan Yenz wrote:
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Do you know of the insurgents? the heroes? Ho Chi Mihn? Che? Have you read Mao's Red Book or poetry from Pol Pot? You talk brave because the Dane is across the Atlantic. Had he been here, you would quiver like a virgin in a brothel. You disgust me.
Che a heroe?
I thought thet rat surrendered to the Bolivian Army in 1968!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#20 Aug 23, 2012
Stan Yenz wrote:
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Do you know of the insurgents? the heroes? Ho Chi Mihn? Che? Have you read Mao's Red Book or poetry from Pol Pot? You talk brave because the Dane is across the Atlantic. Had he been here, you would quiver like a virgin in a brothel. You disgust me.
Hey "HopSing" I have a copy of Mao's Red Book(English Edition) got it back in 1971 along the Yellow River from one of your cousins or whatever. I have tried to read it but I keep falling asleep.........just a bunch of Chinese B.S.
Now go fetch me some egg-rolls, chop-chop.

Since: Feb 11

Hong Kong

#21 Aug 23, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Hey "HopSing" I have a copy of Mao's Red Book(English Edition) got it back in 1971 along the Yellow River from one of your cousins or whatever. I have tried to read it but I keep falling asleep.........just a bunch of Chinese B.S.
Now go fetch me some egg-rolls, chop-chop.
When most pwerful China rules the world very soon, I will insure that the letters BS are tattooed across your brow and you will join the shagua Stan in my rice paddies working 18 hours everyday

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