What has been your favorite "Newer" Adam the Macho Lifeguard Play?

Created by ATM LoGic on Sep 16, 2012

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Saturday Night Fever Blister

Maybe Dick

Blow Jab

Raw Hide

Genital Hospital

Goofy, Pluto, and Uranus

A Pack of Lips....WOW!

Lifeguard Stand by Me

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Earl the Squirrel

Miami, FL

#24 Dec 10, 2012
I miss Adam the Macho Lifeguard.
Harvey Himmler

Miami, FL

#25 Jan 16, 2013
Did he win a Golden Shower Glob Award this past Sunday night?
Mister Whet Phart

Miami, FL

#26 Feb 10, 2013
He does the full Monty in Blow Jab. You should see where his mouth piece ends up.

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#29 Apr 27, 2013
"Blow Jab"? I am crying. This is so funny.I am pissing in my bloomers.
Mike Sweat

Miami, FL

#30 Jul 30, 2013
"Blow Jab"...let me guess...about a gay boxer? LMAO

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#31 Aug 11, 2013
Mike Sweat wrote:
"Blow Jab"...let me guess...about a gay boxer? LMAO
Saturday night Fever Blister?....LMAO

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#32 May 2, 2014
ooooh la la...where is Dr. Demento?
BigBill

Miami, FL

#33 May 6, 2014
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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YUMMY...I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
You are dripping Macho. get a napkin.

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#34 May 14, 2014
I've been told I look like movie critic Rex R. I wonder how he would review this classics.
What

Miami, FL

#35 May 14, 2014
He'd give two thumbs up...the butt.
Sally Fritz

Miami, FL

#36 May 14, 2014
Hey Adam You posted 35 straight posts using all your screen names except mine. What's up with that?:(
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#37 May 15, 2014
I EVACUATED MY BOWELS ON THE BEACH SAND BEHIND THE ST. REGIS BAL HARBOR THROUGH NO FAULT OR CONTROL OF MY OWN. THE BAL HARBOR COPS GAVE ME A CITATION FOR PUBLIC SHITTING. I NEED AN ATTORNEY AND METAMUCIL. WOE IS ME.
BigBill

Hialeah, FL

#38 May 15, 2014
Wow Since you're the sissy who takes it in the butt this must really be impacting your relationships at the public bathrooms over there in Miami Beach. Puts a whole new meaning to "sloppy seconds"!

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