What has been your favorite "Newer" Adam the Macho Lifeguard Play?

Created by ATM LoGic on Sep 16, 2012

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Saturday Night Fever Blister

Maybe Dick

Blow Jab

Raw Hide

Genital Hospital

Goofy, Pluto, and Uranus

A Pack of Lips....WOW!

Lifeguard Stand by Me

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“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#1 Sep 16, 2012
The gay boxwer who went down for the count only to gain the championship a year later was not a bad play. It almost took some acting skills.
Squeesix Da Mouse

Miami, FL

#2 Sep 16, 2012
a war movie with a sergeant who was a transvestite with lips the size of speed bumps. Yeah, that was a great play!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#3 Sep 17, 2012
OF COURSE I HAVE TO GO WITH MY MOST RECENT PLAY, "GENITAL HOSPITAL". THE OTHERS ARE GREAT TOO. BUT RECENCY IS MOST PROFILIC. ANYHOW, I PLAY A GUY NAMED "PUKE RANCID" WHO CHASES AFTER SOME CLINGING WENCH NAMED " SHNORA". THE THING WITH RANCID IS THAT HE GETS AROUSED BY THE SMELL OF VOMIT. IT REALLY IS QUITE FUNNY. ESTELLE READ THE SCRIPT AND HELPED ME REHEARSE. AT ONE POINT, SHE LAUGHED SO HARD, HER DENTURES SLIPPED.
Jennifer Aquaman

Miami, FL

#4 Sep 17, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
OF COURSE I HAVE TO GO WITH MY MOST RECENT PLAY, "GENITAL HOSPITAL". THE OTHERS ARE GREAT TOO. BUT RECENCY IS MOST PROFILIC. ANYHOW, I PLAY A GUY NAMED "PUKE RANCID" WHO CHASES AFTER SOME CLINGING WENCH NAMED " SHNORA". THE THING WITH RANCID IS THAT HE GETS AROUSED BY THE SMELL OF VOMIT. IT REALLY IS QUITE FUNNY. ESTELLE READ THE SCRIPT AND HELPED ME REHEARSE. AT ONE POINT, SHE LAUGHED SO HARD, HER DENTURES SLIPPED.
"aroused by the smell of vomit?" REALLY?! who writes such garbage?
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#5 Sep 17, 2012
Jennifer Aquaman wrote:
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"aroused by the smell of vomit?" REALLY?! who writes such garbage?
SWEETHEART, THE WRITER IS VERY FAMOUS UNDERGROUND, AVANT GARDE STYLIST. PERHAPS YOU READ ABOUT HIM IN THE NEW TIMES? R.V. HARBOR BLUE. GOOGLE HIM. HE WAS MADE MANY PLAYS UP IN NYC IN THE 90s.
Alex in miami

United States

#6 Sep 17, 2012
Are these xxx plays? They sound funny as $hit!
Fidel

Miami, FL

#7 Sep 17, 2012
maby dik, i remember that play at miami beach high.
lol
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#8 Sep 17, 2012
Alex in miami wrote:
Are these xxx plays? They sound funny as $hit!
ALEX, THEY ARE NOT XXX. THERE IS ALOT OF INUENDO. FOR INSTANCE WHEN I WENT DOWN IN "BLOW JAB" IT WAS BECAUSE I TOOK A LEFT HOOK TO THE RIB CAGE. YET BECASUE I STAYED DOWN THERE BEYONG THE TEN COUNT, THE AUDIENCE HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER THINKING I WAS UP TO MY OLD LIFEGUARD TRICKS. EVEN IN SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER BLISTER WHERE I SPILL FRESCA ALL OVER MY CRTOCH IT LOOKED (FROM A DISTANCE) AS THOUGH I WAS OOZING FROM AN OUTBREAK OF THE LIFEGUARD RASH ( HERPES). IF YOU HAVE A XXX MIND THEN THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL TAKE AWAY FROM IT. MAYBE DICK WAS ABOUT FIVE GUYS SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSVE SPERM WHALE. NOW DO YOU GET IT?

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#9 Sep 17, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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ALEX, THEY ARE NOT XXX. THERE IS ALOT OF INUENDO. FOR INSTANCE WHEN I WENT DOWN IN "BLOW JAB" IT WAS BECAUSE I TOOK A LEFT HOOK TO THE RIB CAGE. YET BECASUE I STAYED DOWN THERE BEYONG THE TEN COUNT, THE AUDIENCE HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER THINKING I WAS UP TO MY OLD LIFEGUARD TRICKS. EVEN IN SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER BLISTER WHERE I SPILL FRESCA ALL OVER MY CRTOCH IT LOOKED (FROM A DISTANCE) AS THOUGH I WAS OOZING FROM AN OUTBREAK OF THE LIFEGUARD RASH ( HERPES). IF YOU HAVE A XXX MIND THEN THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL TAKE AWAY FROM IT. MAYBE DICK WAS ABOUT FIVE GUYS SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSVE SPERM WHALE. NOW DO YOU GET IT?
I think you mean "you went down on the Count" when you travelled to Transylvania.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#10 Sep 18, 2012
Stan Yenz wrote:
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I think you mean "you went down on the Count" when you travelled to Transylvania.
I AM AN ACTOR MY FRIEND.
Juicy Bruce

Miami, FL

#12 Sep 19, 2012
a naked Olivier. I love it.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#14 Sep 20, 2012
Juicy Bruce wrote:
a naked Olivier. I love it.
YUMMY...I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#15 Sep 20, 2012
alex, it's eee, macho's got sasquatch feet.lol

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#16 Sep 20, 2012
Hey Hercules, what was the name of that dance club on Miami Beach near 21st Street that you said you danced at in the early '70s? The Harvey Blue....or Harvey Wallbanger...or something like that. It had a color in the name. You said it was next door to some guy named Lee Sohn. What was the name.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#18 Sep 20, 2012
Stan Yenz wrote:
Hey Hercules, what was the name of that dance club on Miami Beach near 21st Street that you said you danced at in the early '70s? The Harvey Blue....or Harvey Wallbanger...or something like that. It had a color in the name. You said it was next door to some guy named Lee Sohn. What was the name.
It was called the "Gayety" or something like that. I believe Adam was doing "Tempest Storm" the red head, back then. I think that's why he want's OK so bad........they are both Red Heads.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#19 Sep 21, 2012
Stan Yenz wrote:
Hey Hercules, what was the name of that dance club on Miami Beach near 21st Street that you said you danced at in the early '70s? The Harvey Blue....or Harvey Wallbanger...or something like that. It had a color in the name. You said it was next door to some guy named Lee Sohn. What was the name.
STAN, IT WAS ON 21ST STREET NEAR THE PLACE PIGALLE. IT WAS CALLED "THE PURPLE PEANESS" ( AND TAKE OFF ON THE NAME IT HAD WITH A PREVIOUS OWNER " THE PEANESS AND THE PRINCE"...which was a slight on "The Princess and the Pea."

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#20 Sep 22, 2012
Adam, A while back you were in some nude review take off of Jurassic Park. Actually you were not too bad...You were not too good either. But, you were dressed like a dinosaur but you were also naked as a jaybird. For the life of me I cannot remember your character name. It was priceless though. Help me out.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#21 Sep 23, 2012
ATM LoGic wrote:
Adam, A while back you were in some nude review take off of Jurassic Park. Actually you were not too bad...You were not too good either. But, you were dressed like a dinosaur but you were also naked as a jaybird. For the life of me I cannot remember your character name. It was priceless though. Help me out.
MY CHARACTER'S NAME WAS "T-REX SHUN".
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#22 Sep 24, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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MY CHARACTER'S NAME WAS "T-REX SHUN".
Hey Adam,as a young buck, did you ever do Tempest Storm at the old Gayety theater, located at 21st and Collins? BTW, just a thought does Estelle have a stage name, or did she ever work at the Gayety?
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#23 Sep 24, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Adam,as a young buck, did you ever do Tempest Storm at the old Gayety theater, located at 21st and Collins? BTW, just a thought does Estelle have a stage name, or did she ever work at the Gayety?
DOC, ESTELLE WORKED THE CANTEENS IN WWII. SHE WENT BY THE NAME AMBER MIST. THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

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