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Fidel
Miami, FL
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k,ur drinks r on me. stay away from macho..lol
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KIm
Hollywood, FL
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Adam is a loser old has been
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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”
Since: Dec 11
South Beach, FL
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THEIR IS A NEW STUD IN THE STABLE. THE OLD HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE.
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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YOU CANNOT EVEN SPELL "THEIR" CORRECTLY. IT IS "THERE" YOU REFUGEE. OCTOBER IS TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU STEROID MONKEY!
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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”
Since: Dec 11
South Beach, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: YOU CANNOT EVEN SPELL "THEIR" CORRECTLY. IT IS "THERE" YOU REFUGEE. OCTOBER IS TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU STEROID MONKEY! OLD MAN, THE VIAGRA ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE NOW. GO TAKE A NAP AND I WILL SERVICE THE LADIES NOW. SHOULD I TAKE YOUR OCTOBER WOMAN FROM YOU?
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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The NEW Lifeguard wrote: <quoted text>
OLD MAN, THE VIAGRA ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE NOW. GO TAKE A NAP AND I WILL SERVICE THE LADIES NOW.
SHOULD I TAKE YOUR OCTOBER WOMAN FROM YOU? OCTOBERKAY HAS FEELING FOR ME. I KNOW THIS BASED ON EXPERIENCE. TOUCH YOUR TOES AND CLOSE YOUR EYE. MACHO HAS A B I G SURPRISE!
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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”
Since: Dec 11
South Beach, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: <quoted text>
OCTOBERKAY HAS FEELING FOR ME. I KNOW THIS BASED ON EXPERIENCE. TOUCH YOUR TOES AND CLOSE YOUR EYE. MACHO HAS A B I G SURPRISE! YOU BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME MUCH SOONER THAN YOU WANT IF YOU TRY THAT SH1T WITH ME. THE COUGAR WILL BE MINE.
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Since: Feb 11
Oklahoma City, OK
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The NEW Lifeguard wrote: <quoted text>
YOU BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME MUCH SOONER THAN YOU WANT IF YOU TRY THAT SH1T WITH ME.
THE COUGAR WILL BE MINE. Cougar! Come on Adam! Puh-leeze. You need to combine all those people in your head into one for awhile. Cougar, sheesh.
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Liger
Miami, FL
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OctoberKay wrote: <quoted text>
Cougar! Come on Adam! Puh-leeze.
You need to combine all those people in your head into one for awhile.
Cougar, sheesh. I believe that you owe Stan an apology.
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“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”
Since: Mar 11
Chinatown, New York
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The NEW Lifeguard wrote: <quoted text>
YOU BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME MUCH SOONER THAN YOU WANT IF YOU TRY THAT SH1T WITH ME.
THE COUGAR WILL BE MINE. She is a minx. Not a cougar. She hides in the bushes only to leap out upon prey she deems worthy. Your hard body shows a soft mind and an even softer southern region. You mock a warrior of epic proportions. Tread carefully my friend.
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OctoberKay
Miami, FL
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Stan Yenz wrote: <quoted text>
She is a minx. Not a cougar. She hides in the bushes only to leap out upon prey she deems worthy. Your hard body shows a soft mind and an even softer southern region. You mock a warrior of epic proportions. Tread carefully my friend. Lol . I certainly made a fool out of you and did you notice how carefully I hid my probiscus in the pictures I posted?
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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”
Since: Dec 11
South Beach, FL
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OctoberKay wrote: <quoted text>
Cougar! Come on Adam! Puh-leeze.
You need to combine all those people in your head into one for awhile.
Cougar, sheesh. My name is not Adam. The macho "has been" does not even compare to me. I meant Cougar to mean a sexy thing! You are hot, but I think you know that. What happened to that beautiful picture?
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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”
Since: Dec 11
South Beach, FL
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Stan Yenz wrote: <quoted text>
She is a minx. Not a cougar. She hides in the bushes only to leap out upon prey she deems worthy. Your hard body shows a soft mind and an even softer southern region. You mock a warrior of epic proportions. Tread carefully my friend. Who said we were friends? I am very intelligent, don't mock ME fool and stay out of my business. Admire me but STFU, understand?
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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The NEW Lifeguard wrote: <quoted text>
Who said we were friends? I am very intelligent, don't mock ME fool and stay out of my business.
Admire me but STFU, understand? I WAS DOWN AT HQ THIS MORNING TO GREET THE GUYS FOR ROLL CALL AND WISH THEM A HAPPY NEW YEAR. WHERE WAS YOUR PUNK STERIOD LADEN A$$$$$? YOU ARE A SISSY WITH PENAL ENVY. I ON THE OTHER HAND, WROTE THE PENAL CODE FOR SOUTH FLORIDA. I GET THE FEELING THAT I CAN GO BACK TO MY OLD STAND AT THE SEXY 8-0, BRING YOU INSIDE, AND HAVE YOU HOWLING AT THE SUN BEFORE YOU KISS YOUR HEMMEROIDS GOODBYE. YOU ARE A PUNK. GET LOST OR MEET ME SOMEWHERE YOU FLAMER BiTCH!!
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Liger BFF
Miami, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: <quoted text>
I WAS DOWN AT HQ THIS MORNING TO GREET THE GUYS FOR ROLL CALL AND WISH THEM A HAPPY NEW YEAR. WHERE WAS YOUR PUNK STERIOD LADEN A$$$$$? YOU ARE A SISSY WITH PENAL ENVY. I ON THE OTHER HAND, WROTE THE PENAL CODE FOR SOUTH FLORIDA. I GET THE FEELING THAT I CAN GO BACK TO MY OLD STAND AT THE SEXY 8-0, BRING YOU INSIDE, AND HAVE YOU HOWLING AT THE SUN BEFORE YOU KISS YOUR HEMMEROIDS GOODBYE. YOU ARE A PUNK. GET LOST OR MEET ME SOMEWHERE YOU FLAMER BiTCH!! Steroid use is rampant here in Miami-dade because in this ill run lawless banana republic. COUNTLESS mom/pop type pharmacies sell them . We call them SOS (Sp#cs on steroids) as it is rampant mostly among younger Hispanics. However looking at his pic, he is not on steroids just in shape. I do sense that he in envious of you and he would sell his soul to the devil to be you for a year.
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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The NEW Lifeguard wrote: <quoted text>
YOU BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME MUCH SOONER THAN YOU WANT IF YOU TRY THAT SH1T WITH ME.
THE COUGAR WILL BE MINE. NEW YEAR'S EVE JUST CAME A FEW HOURS EARLY. I JUST EXPLODED INSIDE OF YOUR SISTER. KA-BOOM!!!!!! GIVE HER A CALL. NO WAIT. SHE IS RESTING COMFORTABLY. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”
Since: Mar 11
Chinatown, New York
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Sounds like "Cream of Sumyunguy Soup"
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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”
Since: Dec 11
South Beach, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: <quoted text>
I WAS DOWN AT HQ THIS MORNING TO GREET THE GUYS FOR ROLL CALL AND WISH THEM A HAPPY NEW YEAR. WHERE WAS YOUR PUNK STERIOD LADEN A$$$$$? YOU ARE A SISSY WITH PENAL ENVY. I ON THE OTHER HAND, WROTE THE PENAL CODE FOR SOUTH FLORIDA. I GET THE FEELING THAT I CAN GO BACK TO MY OLD STAND AT THE SEXY 8-0, BRING YOU INSIDE, AND HAVE YOU HOWLING AT THE SUN BEFORE YOU KISS YOUR HEMMEROIDS GOODBYE. YOU ARE A PUNK. GET LOST OR MEET ME SOMEWHERE YOU FLAMER BiTCH!! YOU WERE AT HQ DIGGING THROUGH THE DUMPSTER LIKE YOU ALWAYS DID. NO ONE I HAVE TALKED TO HAS EVER HEARD OF YOU. I WAS GOING TO LET THAT SLIDE AND LET YOU HAVE YOUR FANTASY ABOUT BEING A LIFEGUARD BUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY DIRTY. I RUN EVERY MORNING ON THE BEACH, LOSER
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“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”
Since: Dec 11
South Beach, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: <quoted text>
NEW YEAR'S EVE JUST CAME A FEW HOURS EARLY. I JUST EXPLODED INSIDE OF YOUR SISTER. KA-BOOM!!!!!! GIVE HER A CALL. NO WAIT. SHE IS RESTING COMFORTABLY. HAPPY NEW YEAR. I DON'T HAVE A SISTER, YOU WERE DRUNK, THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER.
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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The NEW Lifeguard wrote: <quoted text>
YOU WERE AT HQ DIGGING THROUGH THE DUMPSTER LIKE YOU ALWAYS DID.
NO ONE I HAVE TALKED TO HAS EVER HEARD OF YOU.
I WAS GOING TO LET THAT SLIDE AND LET YOU HAVE YOUR FANTASY ABOUT BEING A LIFEGUARD BUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY DIRTY.
I RUN EVERY MORNING ON THE BEACH, LOSER I HAVE TURNED PVER A NEW LEAF. AT DAWN THIS MORNING, I WAS BAPTISED IN THE BEAUTIFUL ATLANTIC. MY WAYS ARE TO BE CHANGED. I APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT I SAID LAST NIGHT. THAT WAS VERY WRONG OF ME. JESUS LOVES EACH OF US. WHAT HE WILL NOT TOLERATE HOWEVER IS BAITING AND HATRED. I HAVE ALOT OF AMMENDS TO MAKE WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE. I SHALL START WITH YOU. IF I CAN BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE REGARDING BEING A LIFEGUARD I WILL BE GLAD TO HELP YOU OUT. TAKE CARE MY FRIEND.
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