ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#1 Dec 26, 2011
...AND IF YOU LOOK JUST OUT OF CAMERA VIEW, IS MY GRANDFATHER, PETER THE PEARLNECKLACE PYTHON READY TO SHOW HER THE INVENTION OF ELECTRICITY. woooo-woooooo
Florida Fogie

Miami, FL

#2 Dec 26, 2011
LMAO.

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#3 Dec 26, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
...AND IF YOU LOOK JUST OUT OF CAMERA VIEW, IS MY GRANDFATHER, PETER THE PEARLNECKLACE PYTHON READY TO SHOW HER THE INVENTION OF ELECTRICITY. woooo-woooooo
It does look like grandma is holding part of your manhood. But that could not be, could it?
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#4 Dec 27, 2011
ATM LoGic wrote:
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It does look like grandma is holding part of your manhood. But that could not be, could it?
NO SIR. SHE WOULD NEED TWO OF HER SISTERS TO HELP OUT IF THAT BELONGED TO ME. TRUST ME ON THAT!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#5 Feb 18, 2013
IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE, THAT HOOCHIE WOULD BE MINE. LOOK AT THAT GRIP. I AM BACK BITCHES!!!

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