What is the best (way) Off-Broadway p...

What is the best (way) Off-Broadway play Adam the Macho Lifeguard starred in?

Created by Rex Shoop Reed on Mar 23, 2010

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Officer Avenstino

Bye Bye Turdie

Crash ( the Molinaro story)

Flowers for Alchernon

Shindler's Fist

The Queer Hunter

Saving Ryan's privates

Waterman World

Ramlet

Dora does Des Moines

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Miami Meshugana

Miami, FL

#1 Mar 23, 2010
i cannot believe the amount of publicity this lunatic gets. Can someone please tell me his claim to fame? Does he really exist? I have been living in Miami for 3 years now. I have never seen anything like this...Not in New York, not in Atlanta. Unreal!
SOBE Kool Kat

Miami, FL

#2 Mar 24, 2010
Miami Meshugana wrote:
i cannot believe the amount of publicity this lunatic gets. Can someone please tell me his claim to fame? Does he really exist? I have been living in Miami for 3 years now. I have never seen anything like this...Not in New York, not in Atlanta. Unreal!
Obviously, you know nothing of South Florida. Adam has been a lifeguard since FFord was president. he has saved around 2,500 lives. He is a world contender for the heavyweight title ( he just beat Butterbean in Dallas). He is an actor also. He is proud that he has received 18 1/2 STDs while being a lifeguard. The guy is a star. he is South Beach.
Rod Pullashoop

Miami, FL

#3 Mar 24, 2010
"Waterman World" was a classic. 44DD and a 44 magnum. What a combo. You go Macho!
Clark Haddam Manions

Miami, FL

#5 Mar 25, 2010
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROLES. JUST ME AND MY SUGAR DADDY ON A DESSERTED ISLAND.....LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD. I DID....I AM A LIFEGUARD!
...and you get paid by city government? Nice!
Question Marc

Miami, FL

#6 Mar 25, 2010
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROLES. JUST ME AND MY SUGAR DADDY ON A DESSERTED ISLAND.....LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD. I DID....I AM A LIFEGUARD!
which role was that?
Question Marc

Miami, FL

#8 Mar 25, 2010
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
<quoted text>
RAMLET!...AND BOY DID I DO ALOT OF RAMMING...
I should not have asked. man, you are wierd.
Big Fan

Miami, FL

#9 Mar 25, 2010
Your nuts hung to the ground in this play ( Ramlet) at the Little Acorn on the Beach back in 1988.
Doctor Fist

Pompano Beach, FL

#11 Mar 27, 2010
Waterman World was a classic. What ever happened to her Adam?
Slick Rick

Pompano Beach, FL

#12 Mar 28, 2010
Doctor Fist wrote:
Waterman World was a classic. What ever happened to her Adam?
She caught one of his many stds and died?
Harmonica Harvey

Pompano Beach, FL

#13 Mar 28, 2010
Doctor Fist wrote:
Waterman World was a classic. What ever happened to her Adam?
I have heard of masny of these plays but was unaware that a local talent was behind it. Does this not conflict with his "normal" duties as a civil servant?
SOBE Kool Kat

Pompano Beach, FL

#14 Mar 30, 2010
SavinG Ryan's Privates was a classic. Great acting. Reminded me of Olivier...NOT!
Sprek Lou Kotch

Pompano Beach, FL

#16 Apr 1, 2010
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
I LIVED "BYE BYE TURDIE" RIGHT BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL WHEN I CRAPPED IN A FEW SOUTH BEACH HOTEL POOLS. IF YOU EVER GET THE CHANCE TO BUY THE 16MM FILM, DO SO. HIGHLY ENTERTAINING!
It was a classic. I got the runs after watching it.
Herpes Harvey

Pompano Beach, FL

#19 Apr 5, 2010
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
THE FIST WAS THE SIZE OF GIBRALTER!
20 1/2 stds since 1976? You are a flower child for peniccilin. Dirty, dirty, dirty!
Haitian Harvey

Miami, FL

#21 Apr 14, 2010
Saving Ryan's Privates was a real "queer jerker". Adam was at his best during this play.
Lee Harvey Arbor

Miami, FL

#22 Apr 15, 2010
Haitian Harvey wrote:
Saving Ryan's Privates was a real "queer jerker". Adam was at his best during this play.
The guy obviously has some talent, wouldn't you think?
Flip McCockout

Miami, FL

#23 Apr 16, 2010
This guy is a pron star too? on top of a lifeguard and heavyweight prize fighter? I am impressed.
Skippy Whetpeter

Miami, FL

#25 Apr 17, 2010
The lifeguard need be bent over a lounge chair and rammed at a very high speed.
Rabbi Rabies

Miami, FL

#26 Apr 17, 2010
Haitian Harvey wrote:
Saving Ryan's Privates was a real "queer jerker". Adam was at his best during this play.
Remember the one he shot at the zoo? "Guerillas in the Fist". He did some El Salvadorian hoochie right on stage at the Little Acorn and almost got arrested....Back in 1981.
Larry the Lifeguard Lover

Miami, FL

#27 Apr 18, 2010
This is classic material.
Horny Harvey

Miami, FL

#28 Apr 19, 2010
The Gay and Lesbian Film fest is coming to South Florida this week. i hope to catch a few of these timeless classics.

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