What Cereal reminds You Most of Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

Created by ATM LoGic on Aug 8, 2012

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Froot Loops

Trix

Fruity Pepples

Lucky Charms

Special Gay

Cap'n Carpet Munch

Tushi

Grape Nuts

Honey Nuts Queerios

Golden Shower Grahams

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“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#1 Aug 8, 2012
I think this jerk cough symbolizes a good healthy breakfast.
Fidel

Miami, FL

#2 Aug 8, 2012
hey macho. r u still doing roids. send us the latest pix.
lol
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#3 Aug 9, 2012
hemmeROIDS not steROIDS

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#4 Aug 9, 2012
This guy is a "serial" idiot. Mao once said, "the buffoonary of the buffoons is only surpassed the baboonary of the babboons."
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#5 Aug 11, 2012
Where is Macho anyhow?
Marky Mark Canyons
#6 Aug 17, 2012
The guy is an a$$$$$$whole.

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#7 Sep 7, 2012
something soft and mushy.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#8 Sep 8, 2012
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE GRAPE NUTS. BECAUSE MINE CRUNCH IN ESTELLE'S MOU....AH NEVERMIND. YOU ALL GET THE POINT.

“no”

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#9 Sep 11, 2012
Trix, cuz they're for kids. Or the rainbows in lucky charms. Kind of a corn flake too
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#10 Sep 11, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE GRAPE NUTS. BECAUSE MINE CRUNCH IN ESTELLE'S MOU....AH NEVERMIND. YOU ALL GET THE POINT.
Adam, does old Estelle remove her teeth before this act.
BTW, I know she is rich, so you don't have to give her a "Pearl Necklace", or do you?
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#11 Sep 11, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
<quoted text>Adam, does old Estelle remove her teeth before this act.
BTW, I know she is rich, so you don't have to give her a "Pearl Necklace", or do you?
PEARL NECKLACES? ESTELLE LOVES MY GAY PORN DVDS THAT I WAS IN FROM THE EARLY '90S AROUND THE CLEVELANDER. SHE ALWAYS TELLS ME, SHOOT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT BUT DON'T MEAN IT UNLESS YOU CLEAN IT. SHE IS QUITE THE CARD.

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#12 Sep 12, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
<quoted text>
PEARL NECKLACES? ESTELLE LOVES MY GAY PORN DVDS THAT I WAS IN FROM THE EARLY '90S AROUND THE CLEVELANDER. SHE ALWAYS TELLS ME, SHOOT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT BUT DON'T MEAN IT UNLESS YOU CLEAN IT. SHE IS QUITE THE CARD.
You mean you stain her chifon top? You are like porn star who must read braile to make hard point.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#13 Sep 23, 2012
I JUST WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU ALL. WHILE WATCHING THE DOLPHINS LOSE IN OVERTIME TODAY TO THE JETS, ESTELLE, HER 53 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, HER 36 YEAR OLD GRAND DAUGHTER, AND HER 20 YEAR OLD GREAT GRAND DAUGHTER WERE ALL THERE. ESTELLE WNET DOWNSTAIRS TO THE CARD ROOM TO PLAY MAH JONG. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DO THREE GENERATIONS AT ONCE. SOME ONE SHOULD HAVE FILMED IT. MACHO STILL HAS IT LADIES. CARPENTER MAY HAVE MISSED WIDE LEFT. BUT MACHO SPLIT THE UPRIGHTS....THREE TIMES.......IT WAS THE SHORTLINE, THE READING, AND THE B & O. YUP, THEY ALL PULLED THE MACHO TRAIN. I AM FEELING GOOD. I AM A RETIRED LIFEGUARD. I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#14 Sep 24, 2012
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
I JUST WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU ALL. WHILE WATCHING THE DOLPHINS LOSE IN OVERTIME TODAY TO THE JETS, ESTELLE, HER 53 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, HER 36 YEAR OLD GRAND DAUGHTER, AND HER 20 YEAR OLD GREAT GRAND DAUGHTER WERE ALL THERE. ESTELLE WNET DOWNSTAIRS TO THE CARD ROOM TO PLAY MAH JONG. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DO THREE GENERATIONS AT ONCE. SOME ONE SHOULD HAVE FILMED IT. MACHO STILL HAS IT LADIES. CARPENTER MAY HAVE MISSED WIDE LEFT. BUT MACHO SPLIT THE UPRIGHTS....THREE TIMES.......IT WAS THE SHORTLINE, THE READING, AND THE B & O. YUP, THEY ALL PULLED THE MACHO TRAIN. I AM FEELING GOOD. I AM A RETIRED LIFEGUARD. I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!
You be super stud. Can you imagine three generation of women all going to the health clinic for penicillin because of the same guy ...at the same time?

“NOT JUST STUPID LOOKING!!”

Since: Dec 11

McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

#16 Sep 28, 2012
a walking petri dish!

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#18 Apr 27, 2013
This is just too roaringly funny.
Mike Sweat

Miami, FL

#19 Jul 30, 2013
Of course. Golden Shower Grahams...LMAO

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#20 Aug 7, 2013
I would have said Bran, because he makes me want to go potty ..lol
Willie Whiskers

Miami, FL

#21 Oct 8, 2013
Funny!
Lee Arvey Harbor

Miami, FL

#23 Nov 28, 2013
Always a great laugh. Take care. Se you on the other side.

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