Who is Esther the Molester?

Who is Esther the Molester?

Created by Kanadian King Dong on Nov 1, 2010

160 votes

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A Preacher at Silver Muff Monestary

A barfly at Houston's on Wednesday nights

A bimbo with fake tits and a fake nose

A cougar

A queen from the old testament (Purim)

A wonderful daughter

Mumble's Momma

Someone more FOS than Roto Rooter

Who cares?

Someone you'd be happy not to know

Tiger Oscar

United States

#72 Aug 21, 2012
Dr Demento wrote:
She is the Sister of "Chester the Molester", from the old Hustler Magazine!
Vaya Indio como te gusta estar colao entre los blancos eh?
Confused in the Gables

Miami, FL

#73 Sep 2, 2012
I was at a grand opening for some new gables restaurant this past Saturday afternoon, when low and behold some old chick ( who thought she was a teenager) with her tits hanging out all over the place started taking pictures with everyone. Towards the end of the afternoon, she came up to me and said " Hi, I am Esther the Molester. Who are you? Are you rich?" It has to be the same person. I googled "Esther the Molester" and came up with this poll. WOW!
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#75 Sep 2, 2012
Tiger Oscar wrote:
<quoted text>
Vaya Indio como te gusta estar colao entre los blancos eh?
Speak English, you spineless Eunuch, from Cuba!
El Ciclido Mayor

United States

#76 Sep 2, 2012
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Dr Demento"]<quoted text>Speak English, you spineless Eunuch, from Cuba![/QUOTE]

Stop trying to pass as white,you stupid SouthAmerican brown goon!Just go to sleep;tomorrow you'll have to do my garden!!
Indigena parejero!!
Houston fan from Dallas

Miami, FL

#78 Dec 8, 2012
This Wednesday they made the big announcement at Houstons. She got married.....Again.....This time to an 85 year old urologist who had one foot in the grave and the other foot on banana peel. The over-under on this one is six months or whenever Dr. Dick croaks.
Dick Chocolate

Miami, FL

#79 Dec 12, 2012
Married??!! My a$$. Bull sh!t. I did th chick last night in the parking lot beihnd Houstons. It was right near Ruth Chris. Married. Wow!!! You got to be kidding. Good thing y partner filmed it cause it be going p on you tube..
Manny Many Money III

Miami, FL

#80 Dec 21, 2012
I ran into to Esther the Molester at Houston's this Wednesday night...near the Sushi bar....Her scent blended in well. She was wearing a shirt that said "GUESS"....so I asked her "Implants?"...You should have seen the look on the hooch. It was priceless. I thoughtshe was married for the 5th of 6th time. Why is she still hanging out there.
Cheesy Squirtz

Miami, FL

#81 Dec 21, 2012
Her breath smells like my jockitch powder. Go figure!
Rona Barrett

Miami, FL

#82 Jan 20, 2013
Does she still hang out at Houston's? or is she doing the Dong?
Mister Whet Phart

Miami, FL

#83 Feb 10, 2013
I won $50.00 in the pick 4. Do me!!!!

Miami, FL

#84 Sep 7, 2013
Very close poll.
Donkey kong

Auburn, WA

#85 Sep 7, 2013
Rona Barrett wrote:
Does she still hang out at Houston's? or is she doing the Dong?
she doing the Dong
Rick Manchez

Miami, FL

#86 Sep 8, 2013
Donkey kong wrote:
<quoted text>she doing the Dong
Do you know Dong Coyote ( not to be confused with Don Quixote). He lives nearby. But it's a secret according to E the M.


Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#87 Sep 11, 2013
seems like an interesting chick.
Dong Coyote

Concord, NC

#90 Oct 26, 2015
Slam Dunk! I chase windmills and D cups.

Kissimmee, FL

#91 Oct 27, 2015
I thought it was judge elizabeth morris? Surprised...

Miami, FL

#92 Oct 28, 2015
Esther the Molester is just another imaginary character, like most of the names in this thread, of Adam the fake lifeguard. He just talks to himself via his different characters. It's all one big fantasy of the mind.
I was kind of hoping he could get help while in the asylum but he doesn't seem to be improving over the years.

Since: Oct 15

United States

#93 Oct 29, 2015
I'm not familiar with Esther Molester just Jared Molester but I do know a Hector Connector who can hook up illegal cable at your home for $50. I also know an Eddie Spaghetti. -TX

Miami, FL

#95 Apr 4, 2016
Maxwell Totts wrote:
seems like an interesting chick.
Totts where have you disappeared to?
Turd Willis

Miami, FL

#96 Apr 7, 2016
Rod wrote:
Jeeez, sounds like a real man eater. Hook her up with the lifeguard dude.
Yo Rod. where art thou my cracker dog?

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