why do birds fly?

WHY DO BIRDS FLY?

Created by D-DUCK on Jul 7, 2010

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they cant swim

walking hurts their feet

no money for a taxi cab

no car pool for the birds

skates are missing a wheel

no skate boarding allowed

no surfing during the winter

to be close to GOD

gas is too expensive to drive

hitch hiking is dangerous

ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Hollywood, FL

#1 Jul 7, 2010
WHY DO BIRDS FLY? BECAUSE LIFEGUARDS LOVE SO FREELY.
Fed up in Lauderdale

Miami, FL

#2 Jul 13, 2010
I hope Rod tears you up in a very 'lifeguard" way.
Dave

Miami, FL

#3 Jul 13, 2010
So they can avoid being around negroes?
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#4 Jul 17, 2010
BECAUSE FED UP IN LAUDERDALE IS AN UGLY DOUCHE BAG!
askbite

Miami, FL

#5 Jul 21, 2010
WHY was Mr Bush a ass..hole the last 8 years ?

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#7 Mar 10, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
WHY DO BIRDS FLY? BECAUSE LIFEGUARDS LOVE SO FREELY.
You need to get love in prison in Peking.
Mike Sweat

Miami, FL

#8 Jul 28, 2013
Sweet!
Cherokee

United States

#9 Jul 28, 2013
Because birds take flying lessons at birth

“Its all in the mind..or is it?”

Since: Dec 06

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#10 Jul 28, 2013
BALSERO DESCARAO

“ I WILL EARN YOUR RESPECT!”

Since: Apr 13

Surfside(By way of Manchester)

#11 Aug 11, 2013
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
BECAUSE FED UP IN LAUDERDALE IS AN UGLY DOUCHE BAG!
You are wuite the b!tch Adam.

Since: Jul 13

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#12 Aug 11, 2013
Most of the above posters are craps

Since: Jul 13

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#13 Aug 11, 2013
Cherokee wrote:
Because birds take flying lessons at birth
Balserooooo

“Its all in the mind..or is it?”

Since: Dec 06

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#14 Aug 14, 2013
si eso es lo que eres, un simple balsero marico

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