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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#1 Jun 29, 2011
FINALLY, I AM GETTING SOME RECOGNITION. 2,700 LIVES SAVED SINCE 1976 IS QUITE AN HONOR. AND TELL ME HONESTLY, I SURE AS HECK DON'T LOOK 64 DO I? OCTOBERKAY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
Fidel

Miami, FL

#2 Jun 29, 2011
hey macho,what colors of the flag are on your wrist band,are those nam colors.?.dr d. check this out. ooooh wow.lol.kay,do you approve. macho,we salute too.lol
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#3 Jun 29, 2011
Fidel wrote:
hey macho,what colors of the flag are on your wrist band,are those nam colors.?.dr d. check this out. ooooh wow.lol.kay,do you approve. macho,we salute too.lol
ACTUALLY, I AM VERY OPEN MINDED. A GENTLEMAN WHO I SAVED BACK IN 1981 GAVE ME THAT BAND AND TOLD ME, ANYTIME I WEAR IT I WOULD HAVE THE POWER OF HERCULES. HE THEN GAVE ME ONE OF THE BEST MASSAGES I EVER HAD AS WE SIPPED GRASSHOPPERS BY HIS POOL. A REAL GENTLEMAN. BUT THERE ARE ALSO 2,699 OTHER STORIES TO TELL. I AM VERY PROUD OF THE HONOR. THE PARADE WAS ONLY FROM 5TH TO 16TH STREET. BUT SO MANY FANS CAME OUT TO SEE ME. THANKS FOR NOTICING.
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#4 Jun 29, 2011
Fidel wrote:
hey macho,what colors of the flag are on your wrist band,are those nam colors.?.dr d. check this out. ooooh wow.lol.kay,do you approve. macho,we salute too.lol
Fidel, Adam does not care who he Pork's!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#5 Jun 30, 2011
I WAS AT THE U2 CONCERT LAST NIGHT. IT WAS QUITE A SHOW. I WAS BUMMED OUT A BIT BECAUSE THEY DID NOT SING " NEW YEARS EVE". BUT WHEN "ZOOROPA" CAME ON I STARTED DOING JUMPING JACKS. I STRIPPED DOWN TO MY SPEEDOS BEFORE THE USHERS TOLD ME THAT I CANNOT STRIP ALL THE WAY OR I WOULD BE EJECTED. I SAID "BABY, IF I STRIP ALL THE WAY, YOU WILL BE ERECTED!" wooooooo-woooooooo I HAD SOM ANY FANS THERE SCREAMING "MACHO-MACHO!!" I SIGNED QUITE A FEW AUTOGRAPHS IN THE BREEZEWAY ALSO.

TOMORROW IT IS UP TO WASHINGTON DC FOR SOME AWARD. I HAVE MORE RESCUES THAN ANY OTHER ACTIVE LIFEGUARD IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES, IF NOT THE WORLD.
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#6 Jun 30, 2011
Congratulations. I read about the honor. Could your speedos be any shorter or tighter? Let me guess: They allow you to swim faster (lol). Like they say at the post office: "That's quite a package".
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#7 Jun 30, 2011
Mister 33140 wrote:
Congratulations. I read about the honor. Could your speedos be any shorter or tighter? Let me guess: They allow you to swim faster (lol). Like they say at the post office: "That's quite a package".
IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH YOU WANT TO PAY ME A VISIT MR. ZIPPP CODE
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#8 Jun 30, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
<quoted text>
IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH YOU WANT TO PAY ME A VISIT MR. ZIPPP CODE
no sir. I'm not so sure that I would be able to resist.(lol).
Fidel

Miami, FL

#9 Jun 30, 2011
hey macho di bono r give you a salute on the guitar.?.lol
Mister 33140

Miami, FL

#10 Jun 30, 2011
Fidel wrote:
hey macho di bono r give you a salute on the guitar.?.lol
or did Boner sing into Adam's speedo? LMAO

“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

Since: Mar 11

Chinatown, New York

#11 Jun 30, 2011
I do not think that the sketch of you that is posted looks all that much like you. You actually look very fit for 65 years old. Congratulations on this very high honor.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#12 Jul 1, 2011
THANK YOU CHARLIE CHAN
Dr Demento

Dunlap, TN

#13 Jul 1, 2011
Stan Yenz wrote:
I do not think that the sketch of you that is posted looks all that much like you. You actually look very fit for 65 years old. Congratulations on this very high honor.
HopSing, are you coming onto Adam? Michy, Helga and all of the old married Cuban woman will rip you a new one!
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

United States

#14 Jul 4, 2011
ALL YOU FANS TELL OCTOBERKAY, I AM DOING WOEMN AND MEN LEFT AND RIGHT UP HERE IN DC. I AM A HERO AND SHALL ACT AS SUCH!!
Gitano

Miami, FL

#15 Jul 4, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
FINALLY, I AM GETTING SOME RECOGNITION. 2,700 LIVES SAVED SINCE 1976 IS QUITE AN HONOR. AND TELL ME HONESTLY, I SURE AS HECK DON'T LOOK 64 DO I? OCTOBERKAY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
You don't look 64 at all not even 50 and you fill out those speedos just beautifully.

Well done sir. Well done indeed.
Gitano

Miami, FL

#16 Jul 4, 2011
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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ACTUALLY, I AM VERY OPEN MINDED. A GENTLEMAN WHO I SAVED BACK IN 1981 GAVE ME THAT BAND AND TOLD ME, ANYTIME I WEAR IT I WOULD HAVE THE POWER OF HERCULES. HE THEN GAVE ME ONE OF THE BEST MASSAGES I EVER HAD AS WE SIPPED GRASSHOPPERS BY HIS POOL. A REAL GENTLEMAN. BUT THERE ARE ALSO 2,699 OTHER STORIES TO TELL. I AM VERY PROUD OF THE HONOR. THE PARADE WAS ONLY FROM 5TH TO 16TH STREET. BUT SO MANY FANS CAME OUT TO SEE ME. THANKS FOR NOTICING.
Your a delight and the problem with Miami-dade is that people like you are not the majority.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

United States

#17 Jul 5, 2011
I NEED A VENEZUELAN AMBASSADOR LAST NIGHT UNDER THE FIREWORKS IN A PARK. woooo-wooooooo OIL PRICES SHOULD BE DROPPPING. WHERE IS OCTOBERKAY?
Fidel

Miami, FL

#18 Jul 5, 2011
hey macho. where and what are you drinking in that pix.?.lol
Fidel

Miami, FL

#19 Jul 5, 2011
Stan Yenz wrote:
I do not think that the sketch of you that is posted looks all that much like you. You actually look very fit for 65 years old. Congratulations on this very high honor.
yenz. what did u do to kay.?. and go on down to 12th at 0300 and join macho for some naked squats.lol
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Miami, FL

#20 Jul 5, 2011
Fidel wrote:
hey macho. where and what are you drinking in that pix.?.lol
VENEZUELAN AMBASSADOR LOVE JUICE, FIDEL.

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