Satanic Group Leader: I Will Turn Phelps Gay When He Dies

There are 18 comments on the EDGE story from Mar 18, 2014, titled Satanic Group Leader: I Will Turn Phelps Gay When He Dies. In it, EDGE reports that:

The news that the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church is on his deathbed has sparked an international conversation.

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david traversa

Cordoba, Argentina

#1 Mar 18, 2014
When he dies ..?!
Chance

Grove City, PA

#2 Mar 18, 2014
Gays should run from any connection with Satanism . . . if they can.
david traversa

Cordoba, Argentina

#3 Mar 18, 2014
Chance wrote:
Gays should run from any connection with Satanism ... if they can.
If you haven't yet succeeded , why warn the gays ?
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Mar 18, 2014
Oh dear gawd, I hope that is not some sort of "succubus" reference.

The image is too awful.
Truth

Minneapolis, MN

#5 Mar 18, 2014
We don't want him on our team! Actually both groups are full of shit.
juls

Marengo, OH

#6 Mar 18, 2014
hoe can I help//////that;s why i am gay this lifetime....but I accept it and deal.....love you all- and let his lesson be learned...period.

Since: Mar 09

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#7 Mar 18, 2014
ROFL !!!!

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

St. Louis, MO

#9 Mar 19, 2014
Turning Phelps gay after death? Is that anything like baptizing people after they are dead? Gee, this guy and the LDS are playing in the same ball park.

Since: Aug 11

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#10 Mar 19, 2014
I have news for him. He already is gay.

Since: Dec 08

Toronto, ON, Canada

#11 Mar 19, 2014
How about making him sane after his death? Now that would be an accomplishment!
david traversa

Cordoba, Argentina

#12 Mar 19, 2014
Gnu Guy wrote:
Fred Phelps was excommunicated from his own church, for unknown reasons.
Wrong, he finally confessed to Shirley Phelps-Roper that he was a closet homosexual and wanted to come clean with her. Apparently having sex with Shirley's mom was so horrendous that he decided being gay wasn't all that bad after all.
It turns out that Fred preferred to receive rather than give. Of course this may have been the result of his advanced age and extreme ED. It made it easier to just lay there and take it like a man.
The Pink Mass is one thing Fred says he wishes he could be alive for so that all could see him embracing his homosexuality.
According to Lucifer, there's a special wing of hell recently opened up just for Fred in anticipation of his arrival.
Beyond praise ..

Since: Aug 11

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#13 Mar 19, 2014
JohnInToronto wrote:
How about making him sane after his death? Now that would be an accomplishment!
Please oh merciful God. Don't recycle that one.

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#14 Mar 19, 2014
I wonder. Are they praying to make him Satan's little bitch?

Since: Dec 08

Toronto, ON, Canada

#15 Mar 20, 2014
WasteWater wrote:
I wonder. Are they praying to make him Satan's little bitch?
Satan has far better taste.

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#16 Mar 20, 2014
JohnInToronto wrote:
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Satan has far better taste.
Most likely. lol

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#17 Mar 20, 2014
The Reverend Phelps already went to Heaven. Here is what happened.

St. Peter met him at the pearly gates.

St. Peter, "Welcome to Heaven, come right this way."

Rev. Phelps walked down a cloudy path into a group of people he did not recognize.

St. Peter said, "Do you know these people?"

Rev Phelps, "No, I have never met them."

St. Peter said, "These people have been sent by the Lord because they know you."

Rev. Phelps, "How can that be? I don't know them."

St. Peter replied, "These are the people who you abused and disrespected during your life, you should pray that they are merciful as your salvation rests upon them."

Rev. Phelps, "But I have been a faithful servant of the Lord."

St. Peter, " You will meet him soon enough."

Rev. Phelps, "Good."

A short time later the Reverend Phelps came before the Great Judgment Seat.

Jesus said, "Depart from me, I do not know you."

Since: Mar 09

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#18 Mar 20, 2014
WasteWater wrote:
The Reverend Phelps already went to Heaven. Here is what happened.
St. Peter met him at the pearly gates.
St. Peter, "Welcome to Heaven, come right this way."
Rev. Phelps walked down a cloudy path into a group of people he did not recognize.
St. Peter said, "Do you know these people?"
Rev Phelps, "No, I have never met them."
St. Peter said, "These people have been sent by the Lord because they know you."
Rev. Phelps, "How can that be? I don't know them."
St. Peter replied, "These are the people who you abused and disrespected during your life, you should pray that they are merciful as your salvation rests upon them."
Rev. Phelps, "But I have been a faithful servant of the Lord."
St. Peter, " You will meet him soon enough."
Rev. Phelps, "Good."
A short time later the Reverend Phelps came before the Great Judgment Seat.
Jesus said, "Depart from me, I do not know you."
You left out:

St. Peter: Many died before their time because people following your teachings killed them.

Since: Aug 11

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#19 Mar 21, 2014
snyper wrote:
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You left out:
St. Peter: Many died before their time because people following your teachings killed them.
I also left out the part about mama, trains, and trucks.

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