FOR SIX DAYS WAUWATOSA DECTECTIVE ROBIN SCHMACHER HAS BEEN KEPT IN A CAGE IN THE MILWAUKEE COUNTY JAIL, DEPRIVED OF HER FREEDOM THE LIBERTY THAT MOST FREE HOMO SAPIENS TAKE FOR GRANTED OVER THE WEEKEND WHILE FREEGIRLS PARTED IN THEIR OH-SO-SHORT SKIRTS ROBIN SCHUMACHER WAS UNFREE KEPT IN A JAIL CELL/CAGE FED JAIL FOOD BEING A COP SHE'S NOT USED TO BEING ORDERED ABOUT STRIP-SEARCHED POOPING WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE WHILE FREEWOMEN WALK OUTSIDE IN DOWNTOWN MILWAUKEE ROBIN SCHMACHER WILL BE LED INTO COURT IN SHACKLES SHE MAY HAVE BAIL SET TODAY AND GO FREE BUT FOR NEARLY THE PAST WEEK ROBIN SCHUMACHER HAS BEEN A CAGED ANIMAL AN EMBARRASMENT TO HER FAMILY A HUGE HUMILIATION FOR A LAW-ENFORCENMENT OFFICER TO BE JAILED. AND ON THE ERIN SALON FRONT ERIN SALMON CONTINUES TO BE IMPRISONED UWM GRADUATE S----- CAN DRIVE ERIN SALMON WON'T BE ABLE TO DRIVE AFTER HER RELEASE FOR TWO YEARS S----- CAN LEAVE THE STATE NOT ERIN SALMON S----- SMARTLY TURNED DOWN A CHANCE TO DO SHOTS BECAUSE SHE HAD TO DRIVE BEAUTIFUL UWM FREEGIRL S----- FREE THAT LAIGHT WHILE ERIN SALMON WAS SLEEPING IN HER CAGE S----- YOU'RE FREE AND SMARTER AND BETTER THAN THAT IMPRISONED CREATURE ERIN SALMON!