New York Primary Election Sept 14: Will you vote?

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Since: Dec 12

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#17229 Dec 20, 2012
TerrifiedTeaPartier wrote:
I love guns largely because I'm a terrified white guy who believes way too many conpiracy theories. You see, I'm preparing for doomsday scenarios that will simply never happen, and - even if they did -my tiny brain cannot comprehend that a few assault rifles will not save me.
When I hold a big assault rifle in my hands, It makes me feel strong and powerful; that's important to me, because I don't have a lot of control and power in my life. My wife pushes me around pretty good, I can't hold a steady job, and I'm really not that bright, so guns are kind of like "strap on power" for guys like me.
Also, I use guns to bond with other dudes who also have to rely on exaggerated firepower to compensate for personal shortcomings.
TeaParty, really? You sound just like an obama voter, who wants tp protect heself from flesh-eatu=ing Zombies, Yo.

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#17230 Dec 20, 2012
LockSmythe wrote:
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What is this almost fanatical allure of guns? If you got a small weiner, no tricked-out assault rifle will change that.
"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns and those that dig. You [will] dig"
LockSmythe

Schenectady, NY

#17231 Dec 20, 2012
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
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"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns and those that dig. You [will] dig"
See, this is what I'm talking about. Gun-queers think that they can justify their strange, childish fascination with "clever" bon mots. This is largely because they aren't very bright individuals, so they have to rely on NRA witticisms to make a point.

"If they outlaw guns, only the outlaws with have guns".
"I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six".

Juvenile.
LockSmythe

Schenectady, NY

#17233 Dec 20, 2012
There's an article in Guns and Ammo this month that states that Ruger is building a fake vagina into the stocks its newest line of assault rifles, so that "...owners may finally achieve the closeness to their weapons that we know they crave".
LockSmythe

Schenectady, NY

#17234 Dec 20, 2012
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
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"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns and those that dig. You [will] dig"
You're right, there ARE two kinds of people in this world: Those who get off owning lots of guns, and those who passed their SAT's.
LockSmythe

Tempe, AZ

#17236 Dec 20, 2012
I sure hope Obama doesn't take our guns as planned, I have no way to defend myself. Like all other gun owners, Im really just a puzsie who is too weak to protect himself.
Maybe I should change my name to CockSmyth, since thats where my experience is, in handling mens penises. I post under the name LockSmyth and I'm gay.

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#17237 Dec 20, 2012
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
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"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns and those that dig. You [will] dig"
It's a quote from the Clint Eatwood movie "The Good, The Bad, and The ugly" , that would be you Jackass.

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#17238 Dec 20, 2012
LockSmythe wrote:
There's an article in Guns and Ammo this month that states that Ruger is building a fake vagina into the stocks its newest line of assault rifles, so that "...owners may finally achieve the closeness to their weapons that we know they crave".
Did they use your vagina for the prototype?

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#17239 Dec 20, 2012
LockSmythe wrote:
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You're right, there ARE two kinds of people in this world: Those who get off owning lots of guns, and those who passed their SAT's.
I'll match my advanced degrees from Penn State with your sats' anyday chump.
Hingle McCringleberry

Tempe, AZ

#17242 Dec 20, 2012
I like guns, but more than that, I like MEN'S guns, in my mouth. Penis. I'm gay.
LockSmythe

Schenectady, NY

#17244 Dec 20, 2012
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
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I'll match my advanced degrees from Penn State with your sats' anyday chump.
If Penn awarded you ANY degree, you should get your money back, because you write like a ten year old.
LockSmythe

Schenectady, NY

#17245 Dec 20, 2012
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
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It's a quote from the Clint Eatwood movie "The Good, The Bad, and The ugly" , that would be you Jackass.
The fact that you chose to quote from a Clint Eastwood movie says a great deal about your intellect.

You should quit while you're behind.
LockSmythe

Schenectady, NY

#17246 Dec 20, 2012
LockSmythe wrote:
I sure hope Obama doesn't take our guns as planned, I have no way to defend myself. Like all other gun owners, Im really just a puzsie who is too weak to protect himself.
Maybe I should change my name to CockSmyth, since thats where my experience is, in handling mens penises. I post under the name LockSmyth and I'm gay.
See, there you go again, equating the ownership of guns to being brave or strong. It's really quite the opposite. You're really just an inadequate, terrified little white man, aren't you?

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#17247 Dec 20, 2012
LockSmythe wrote:
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The fact that you chose to quote from a Clint Eastwood movie says a great deal about your intellect.
You should quit while you're behind.
When liberals are challenged on any level, they are always devoid of satire and humor, lighten up Francis.

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#17248 Dec 20, 2012
LockSmythe wrote:
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The fact that you chose to quote from a Clint Eastwood movie says a great deal about your intellect.
You should quit while you're behind.
You are a behind.

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#17249 Dec 20, 2012
LockSmythe wrote:
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If Penn awarded you ANY degree, you should get your money back, because you write like a ten year old.
When in Rome.......

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#17250 Dec 20, 2012
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
I like guns, but more than that, I like MEN'S guns, in my mouth. Penis. I'm gay.
That's why you reside in Tempe, to be among your cabal of liberal weenie wavers,........

Since: Sep 08

Woodbridge, VA

#17251 Dec 20, 2012
Hay Cringleberry,
Did you get the shaft too a Penn State????

xd
LockSmythe

Schenectady, NY

#17252 Dec 20, 2012
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
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When liberals are challenged on any level, they are always devoid of satire and humor, lighten up Francis.
Right...its the Conservative Right who has all the jokes..like Romney, Palin, McCain, Bachman, etc.
Shotty McPherson

United States

#17253 Dec 20, 2012
Biden?!?
How's Biden going to scam money off of that?
Whew! I was getting worried there for a minute.
And for you pantywaists out there....it's true, my sagia makes my rod thick and hard. Ask your wife.

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