ROFLMSLAO !Yes, you are RETARDED. You are a very young, uneducated douche bag. I would guess you work at Walmart, McDonalds or Stewerts. You have a very low self esteem, probably took your cousin to the prom and have a pented up frustration because you spend all your time touching your weiner.
One moment, I'm on 'welfare', next I work at McDonalds or Walmart.
Make up that inbred 'mind' of yours, jethro.
Or I'll slap the nose clean off your face.