Question: You know how you spot a Goober?<quoted text>
Which gas station in gloversville do you hang out at Gomer Pyle? How's Floyd and Guber? Is Barney still running for Sheriff?
Answer: He spells "Goober" with a "u".
#14505 Nov 1, 2012
Question: You know how you spot a Goober?
Answer: He spells "Goober" with a "u".
#14506 Nov 1, 2012
So you aren't leaving this room, but you say "Au Revoir"?
"Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I'm glad I came
but just the same
I must be going."
#14508 Nov 1, 2012
Taliban Obama wrote:
and considering you live in some hick town in the
middle of no where..I'm sure you must be a real Einstein..a real innovator, a visionary,a well informed scholar,...but when the truth is told...you're some two bit trash...that lives in his mommies house, and mommy probably takes care of you.
The country is not full of low effort thinkers....the country is full of lazy ass, free loaders like you..who refuse to make anything out of their lives...so you vote for Obama because he promises you free things. Everything is free, because your not man enough to earn your way into society.
Wait...you're location says Arkansas. Now, either you're lying or you've never seen another state, because Arkansas is the bunghole of the country.
As of 2011, your state ranked 45th in national academically.
Stand proud, good sir!
What is your state motto..."At Least We're Not Alabama"?
#14509 Nov 1, 2012
I saw that Obama was ahead, cite your source.
And it better not be somebody's WordPress blog.
#14510 Nov 1, 2012
And this is what desperation looks like folks; foaming-at-the-mouth Rage, coupled with Projection. There is help available for your 'Issues'
#14511 Nov 1, 2012
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!" And the people
yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics." And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil,no more coal! But we don't care for that
part about higher electric rates." So "The One"said,“Not to worry. If your rebate isn't
enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Sign up with the ACORN and your troubles are over!" Then he said, "I shall regulate banks and employers and tax them more and make them have unions and cause their investments to be as dust in the great deserts of the West”. And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever higher taxes, raised
their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed.
Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said, "I am "the Chosen One"- The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall
just print more money so everyone will have enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more”. And the credit rather said “Your economy is a shambles. Your credit rating shall be lowered.” And foreign investors said,“Your bonds are too risky. Interest rates must rise or you shall borrow no
And the terrorists said, "You are weak and we can kill your diplomats and infiltrate your military bases and attack you at every turn. And develop weapons capable of killing all of you and your allies. You can do nothing to stop us."
And “The One” said,“That is not fair!” And the world said, "Neither are these idiotic programs
you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power, and laughably weak. Now you shall play by our rules!" And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea verily, it was too late.
A123 Systems -$249 million - FAILED
Solyndra —$535 Million - FAILED
SunPower -$1.2 BILLION - FAILED
First Solar -$3 BILLION - FAILED
Beacon Power -$43 Million - FAILED
ECOtality -$126 Million - FAILED
Abound Solar -$400 Million - FAILED
Brightsource -$1.6 BILLION - FAILED
Raser Technologies -$33 Million - FAILED
Solar Trust of America -$2.1 BILLION - FAILED
Nevada Geothermal Power -$98 Million - FAILED
These are Your Tax Dollars at work under Obama.
#14512 Nov 1, 2012
What branch of the service did Obama volunteer for?
#14513 Nov 1, 2012
General Motors and Chrysler saved, thousands of autoworkers jobs saved.
These are also
#14514 Nov 1, 2012
The same one as Romney, only Obama didn't run away from the draft like a little wimp. Obama didn't use daddy's money to keep himself out of the fight, then turn around and say that he supported the draft!
#14515 Nov 1, 2012
Romney RAN to France during the Vietnam War, purportedly to do "missionary work".
So, while his fellow young Americans were being killed in Southeast Asia, Mitt was banging French girls and drinking good wine, secure in the knowledge that daddy would never let him go to war...that's what poor people are for.
Mitt grabbed himself FOUR draft deferrments, and left college in 1975, a year after the war ended.
"Though an early supporter of the Vietnam War, Romney avoided military service at the height of the fighting after high school by seeking and receiving four draft deferments, according to Selective Service records. They included college deferments and a 31-month stretch as a "minister of religion" in France, a classification for Mormon missionaries that the church at the time feared was being overused. The country was cutting troop levels by the time he became eligible for the draft, and his lottery number was not called."
- Huffington Post
#14516 Nov 1, 2012
It's over, my god Obama is going to lose and lose big. Working Americans are sick of paying me to sit at home and do nothing. Those mean working people want to stop my welfare.
#14517 Nov 1, 2012
How did little wimpy Obama avoid volunteering for the USA military? Did he wear his mom jeans and throw a baseball like a little girl again? Or was he serving in the Kenyan Ladies Army?
#14518 Nov 1, 2012
Romney is UP and Up and Up in all the polls. 5 days until obama gets sent home.
#14519 Nov 1, 2012
Romney's draft-dodging is typical of the way in which he views "the rest of us". We're just a bunch of expendible people; if we get killed, there are plenty more where we came from.
You can just hear Romney's old man, can't you? "Son, I've arranged a deferrment so that you can go to France rather than Vietnam...you see, people like us don't fight or get killed...that's what poor people are for."
#14520 Nov 1, 2012
Mitt Romney said that he was "too important to go to Vietnam":
"The Vietnam War came at a time in my life when I had other plans. I knew in my heart of hearts that I would one day serve my nation. That I would one day hold an office that would help not only our nation, but also the world. So I did what I could to make sure that I would be around to serve my nation, as well as serving God by teaching very important religious principles to a broader audience overseas. My father did not want me serving, and he convinced me that yes, I was too important to go to Vietnam. I had a greater purpose in life. I wasn’t neglecting my nation, but rather preparing myself for a future of service.”
#14521 Nov 1, 2012
What are Teabaggers going to complain about if Romney wins?
I mean, who will they blame for not having a job, paying too much in taxes, not having healthcare or not being able to spell?
#14522 Nov 1, 2012
I find it interesting that Teabaggers can't spell, since they're the ones who want to cut education funding to the bone.
#14523 Nov 1, 2012
GM and Chrysler BOTH went bankrupt under Obama. GM owes us 26 billion dollars we'll never see. GM's Chevy Volt loses $49,000 for every Chevy Volt made, subsized by US taxpayers.
Only reason big auto was saved is because of the unions who pay the Democrat party to survive.
Italy's FIAT wons Chrysler and we'll never see that money paid back either.
Thousands of dealerships and tens of thousands of jobs were cut. new hires are at half pay with little benefits.
So where did Obama serve? Nowhere!
Why didn't you vote for a Vietnam veteran war hero(5 1/2 years in a North Vietnamese POW camp over Barack Hussein Obama community organizer?
Where did adulterer, liar, draft dodger, pot smoker Bill Clitnon serve? Nowhere! You voted for Clinton over a WWII war hero George HW Bush.
You liberals are ignorant hypocrites.
#14524 Nov 1, 2012
What ever our state is ranked...is better then the education you have in your head...which isn't much.
What's your motto..."Mommy takes care of me"
#14526 Nov 1, 2012
What war did you Fight in?
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