My my to bad "saint" is associatedA man dies, goes to heaven, stands before St. Peter and sees a huge wall of clocks. The man asks what all the clocks are for and St. Peter explains, "These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the hands on the clock move."
Pointing to one, the man says,"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's." St. Peter answers. "The hands have never moved, indicating she never told a lie."
"Incredible." the man responds. "And whose clock is that?"
St. Peter responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands moved twice telling us he told two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Mitt Romney's clock?" the man asks.
"Romney's clock in in Jesus' office." St. Peter says. "He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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