World's oldest man marks 114th birthday

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A Montana resident believed to be the world's oldest man celebrated his 114th birthday Tuesday at a retirement home in Great Falls. Full Story
Charlie Mc Carthy

Los Angeles, CA

#1 Sep 21, 2010
Woulda had a wild night of sex with octogenarian next door , but was only able to blow out 113 of the candles.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Sep 21, 2010
So a century ago this guy was in the 7th grade?

The Wright brothers flew when he was 7 years old?

The first electic bus went into service when he was 4?

John Phillip Sousa had just composed Stars and Stripes Foever the year he was born?

“...another Thanksgiving....”

Since: Jun 08

...done come and gone.....

#3 Sep 21, 2010


And there you have it from the oldest man alive.

SALUD!

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#4 Sep 21, 2010
Happy Birthday, I said, Hap. I S A I D, H A P P Y B I R T H, oh forget it. NOOOO, I said, FOR GET I T. Where the hell is the cake?

“False Prophet”

Since: Jan 08

hamilton

#5 Sep 21, 2010
He musta missed both world wars and last had sex in the 1970's

Since: Oct 08

Rushville, NY

#6 Sep 22, 2010
The secret to longevity was the fact that:

"...the couple had no children."

Mother of 5 adult children.
Baron von Douchbag

Los Angeles, CA

#7 Sep 22, 2010
Happy Birthday Gramps!!
Now sit down your Great Gradchildren and have them Record your "Back in the Day" Stories. You Have Lived History, and saw it ALL first Hand.

Much Love
BvD
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#8 Sep 22, 2010
When asked how he did it he responded:

"Make doodeeee...!!!"

Since: Aug 09

Pennsburg, PA

#9 Sep 22, 2010
Can his family say, "Many Happy Returns," without smirking or without breaking into tears, as the case may be?

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