“deal with it”

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#1 Oct 27, 2011
Haircut

One day a

florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he

asked about his bill, and the barber replied,'I
cannot accept money

from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was

pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop

the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses

waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and

when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied,'I cannot

accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week..' The

cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber

went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting

for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a

haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied,'I

can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next

morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen

lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the

fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the

politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO

BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
cute

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#2 Oct 27, 2011
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