Why are the people living in Melbourn...

Why are the people living in Melbourne Beach all douche bags

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Ihatedouchebags

Deltona, FL

#1 Aug 19, 2010
Every person who lives in Melbourne Beach and South along A1A is a complete and total douche bag! You either drive too slowly or too fast.

You people cannot seem to get it through your thick douche bag heads that you CANNOT turn into the parking lot of the library heading south on Oak Street at Ocean Avenue, rather you MUST turn left onto Ocean Avenue first, then left into the library parking lot. You CANNOT cross a double yellow ling. Get with it Douche Bags!

Also, you stupid douche bags return everything you buy because you're so freaking cheap that you think you've found a way to take money with you when you go to Hell. Don't you get it that small businesses are going broke because douche bag customers like you return everything you buy and you fail to support small businesses.

I HATE YOU ALL AND I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ALL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!
Abner Kravitz

Lakeland, FL

#2 Aug 20, 2010
Thanks so much for sharing these kind, loving words. You parents must be very proud of the fine upstanding person they raised.
Ihatedouchebags wrote:
Every person who lives in Melbourne Beach and South along A1A is a complete and total douche bag! You either drive too slowly or too fast.
You people cannot seem to get it through your thick douche bag heads that you CANNOT turn into the parking lot of the library heading south on Oak Street at Ocean Avenue, rather you MUST turn left onto Ocean Avenue first, then left into the library parking lot. You CANNOT cross a double yellow ling. Get with it Douche Bags!
Also, you stupid douche bags return everything you buy because you're so freaking cheap that you think you've found a way to take money with you when you go to Hell. Don't you get it that small businesses are going broke because douche bag customers like you return everything you buy and you fail to support small businesses.
I HATE YOU ALL AND I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ALL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!
mel beach native

Orlando, FL

#3 Aug 20, 2010
Dude, yer the douchebag showing your true colors as you type; it's obvious that you are a business owner next to the public library and that your products suck and are not worth keeping. I know you are also probably from New York City and have not been here long, only hoping that your little slice of paradise would prosper as an investment without you having to actually participate in the community.

Get lost loser.
surfer

Netherlands

#4 Aug 23, 2010
Yeah I agree, for the most part. I live and work in Melbourne Beach - I have my entire life. The people moving here from Palm Bay and other towns, because they have a good paying job at Harris doesn't make them any better than anybody else.

I work in a local business and I am ashamed by the behavior of my friends, neighbors and fellow residence. People come into a retail store while talking on their cell phones, leave their shopping carts wherever they want - when a cart corral is 20 feet away, they don't tip when I deliver something to their home in my own truck. Come on people, lighten up!

I have always said that character is what you do when no one is looking ... judging from what I observe, ihatedouchebags makes some valid points, albeit a bit strongly worded.

I hope and pray that one day, this community will become a friendlier community again.
pacho

Medellín, Colombia

#5 Oct 7, 2010
i was looking for a place around melbourne beach, but not too sure now if the community isn´t friendly.
hay

Miami, FL

#6 Oct 13, 2010
pacho wrote:
i was looking for a place around melbourne beach, but not too sure now if the community isn´t friendly.
If the biggest complaints are making improper turns into the library and leaving shopping carts in a parking lot, I wouldn't worry too much. People in other parts of the world should be so lucky to have these "problems".
Robert Malfaria

Deltona, FL

#7 Oct 17, 2010
I hate the people here and I can't wait until the day comes when I turn 18 and can get the hell outta here.

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