Danger! Do not try to date DuPage Co...

Danger! Do not try to date DuPage County women!

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Emergency dating bulletin

Cicero, IL

#1 Jan 16, 2013
DuPage County, Illinois may seem the ideal place for single guys to hook up with the ladies, and it is quite understandable as DuPage County does have lots of young, attractive women. But be warned very seriously! Do NOT try to approach Any of them, especially to ask one out! DuPage County is a nearly bone dry social desert with extremely sparse friendliness. DuPage, and in fact women of Northern Illinois have MASSIVELY high standards! The average young Illinois woman wants the following from a boyfriend/future husband;

6 or more figure annual income

Schoolhouse sized mansion in a gated community

Luxury yacht, preferrably on Lake Michigan (though a few might accept the Mississippi River or the Illinois River)

Hundred grand Bentley

20/15 or better vision

and Tons of Endless Money left over!

For Illinois women, especially the young attractive ones, a loving, caring heart, and even physical beauty, come dead last, like the caboose on a freight train. They are literally the type of people who would prefer to marry a serial bank robber who has the devil in his heart and millions of stolen dollars in his wallet instead of a loving, caring, lower or middle class man who has the Lord in his heart and a few hundred or even thousand dollars in his wallet that were earned the fair and square way.

Although there is a silver lining to that. A few Illinois/DuPage County/Chicagoland women may fall for the nice guy, but unfortunately, in Illinois, the only women who may fall for the nice guy are the ones that are morbidly obese (300 and 400 pound ranges, some even heavier).

Guys, if you are of the "nice guy" type and looking for both physical beauty and a loving caring heart in a woman, sorry, but you will seriously need to look in another state!
He who knows

Cicero, IL

#3 Mar 14, 2013
There is yet another thing that absolutely never flies in the Illinois dating scene; malocclusion! Not only is malocclusion unattractive for Illinoisans, it is also an outward sign of a lack of extreme wealth, as indeed, braces and orthodontist appointments are very expensive.
Deodorant cologne warning

Lehigh Acres, FL

#4 Sep 1, 2015
Guys, if you are not rich and/or show even the slightest signs of not being rich, especially including but not limited to glasses/contact lenses, you better save that deodorant and cologne for when your travels take you outside the state of Illinois, for even if you wear highly attractive scents such as Old Spice deodorant and Davidoff Cool Water Cologne, those scents are like burning rubber to a DuPage County, Illinois woman!
fedupcracker

Glendale Heights, IL

#5 Sep 4, 2015
I don't care if this is fake, IT'S the funniest thing I've read in weeks!!-hey don't forget Bruut cologne..them "rich" girls love it after their done puking into their gucci purses..HA HA HAAAA
Carlos Haggard

Lehigh Acres, FL

#6 Aug 17, 2016
The dating scene in DuPage County has gotten even worse! Since the 2008 recession, many young women in the suburbs have given up on finding that doctor, lawyer, etc with the 6 figure income, that fancy Ferrari, and that giant mc mansion gained through his job. They are relocating en masse straight into Chicago's GIGANTIC hood and hooking up with callous cop killers with AK-47s, STOLEN Ferraris, STOLEN Stretch Limousines even, all of the luxuries in the world, and 8 or 9 figure annual incomes! All gained through violent crime and illegal drugs.

The most popular neighborhoods for these young women appear to include River North, Lincoln Park, Hyde Park, the South Loop area, and even Wicker Park. All of them absolute war zones of extremely bad neighborhoods! Those areas; in fact, the ENTIRE inner city of Chicago between California Avenue and the lakefront from Lawrence Avenue (4800 north) southward is absolutely over run, not just by gangs, but also by lethal, vicious, cop killing and murderous flash mobs with AK-47s. The flash mobs' most common victims are police and SWAT officers, news broadcasters, and innocent people. Pepper spray is absolutely useless against those huge mobs of hardened cop killers. Even a 12-gauge shotgun is no match for a mob of 50+ cop killers with AK-47s. And those flash mobs have been terrorizing the inner city since 2011. And many young DuPage women are flocking straight into the ghetto and hooking up with those cop killers.

River North, for example, is FAR, FAR worse than Englewood! In fact, River North is as bad as south suburban Harvey! Lincoln Park is nearly as bad as River North, too In both those areas, you can hear flash mob shootings/AK-47 sounds even as often as 20-35 minutes!. Just approaching within less than even 35 FEET of that cute looking busty babe you see over there window shopping on Michigan Avenue or tanning on Oak Street Beach, let alone trying to interact with her, is as likely to get you flattened by a bunch of AK-47s as beating a hornet's nest is likely to get you swarmed and stung by a bunch of angry hornets.

In DuPage County, approaching a woman will get you told to go away, the cold stare, and in some cases, even police involvement resulting in you spending the night in jail. In inner city Chicago aka Chiraq, approaching a woman will easily get you brutally blasted and flattened by AK-47 fire with no more than even a 5 percent chance of survival. And for your information, AK-47s are immensely lethal rifles; their rounds have an average muzzle velocity of 2,350 feet per second, or roughly 1,602 miles per hour, and can rip through steel, concrete, and even Kevlar vests and still cause death or serious injury. Look what happened to Officer Zboravan during the 1997 North Hollywood shootout!

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