Danger! Do not try to date DuPage County women!

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Cicero, IL

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Jan 16, 2013
 
DuPage County, Illinois may seem the ideal place for single guys to hook up with the ladies, and it is quite understandable as DuPage County does have lots of young, attractive women. But be warned very seriously! Do NOT try to approach Any of them, especially to ask one out! DuPage County is a nearly bone dry social desert with extremely sparse friendliness. DuPage, and in fact women of Northern Illinois have MASSIVELY high standards! The average young Illinois woman wants the following from a boyfriend/future husband;

6 or more figure annual income

Schoolhouse sized mansion in a gated community

Luxury yacht, preferrably on Lake Michigan (though a few might accept the Mississippi River or the Illinois River)

Hundred grand Bentley

20/15 or better vision

and Tons of Endless Money left over!

For Illinois women, especially the young attractive ones, a loving, caring heart, and even physical beauty, come dead last, like the caboose on a freight train. They are literally the type of people who would prefer to marry a serial bank robber who has the devil in his heart and millions of stolen dollars in his wallet instead of a loving, caring, lower or middle class man who has the Lord in his heart and a few hundred or even thousand dollars in his wallet that were earned the fair and square way.

Although there is a silver lining to that. A few Illinois/DuPage County/Chicagoland women may fall for the nice guy, but unfortunately, in Illinois, the only women who may fall for the nice guy are the ones that are morbidly obese (300 and 400 pound ranges, some even heavier).

Guys, if you are of the "nice guy" type and looking for both physical beauty and a loving caring heart in a woman, sorry, but you will seriously need to look in another state!
He who knows

Cicero, IL

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Mar 14, 2013
 
There is yet another thing that absolutely never flies in the Illinois dating scene; malocclusion! Not only is malocclusion unattractive for Illinoisans, it is also an outward sign of a lack of extreme wealth, as indeed, braces and orthodontist appointments are very expensive.

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