State: Cougar reported on Microsoft campus

Wildlife officials say there has been a report of a cougar wandering Microsoft's campus in Redmond.

[Cougar]

You mean Demi Moore?

[dev]

Where'd she go? What was she wearing?

[Andy from Fairfeld]

People
Take in your pets, or the Cougar may eat them.

[Eat a Beaver]

Some people obviously don't know the difference between a cougar and a beaver. Never ate a cougar, but them there beavers are mighty tasty.

[salty beaver]

Eat a Beaver wrote:

Some people obviously don't know the difference between a cougar and a beaver. Never ate a cougar, but them there beavers are mighty tasty.

Them cougars have the best tasing beavers around! What's worng with you fool?

[Bruce]

Cougar wrote:

You mean Demi Moore?

Played-out used meat.

[Common Tater]

OMG! This is one hilarious headline!

[Jay Leno]

Common Tater wrote:

OMG! This is one hilarious headline!

BTW, how's your beaver?

[The Real Santa Claus]

It is Midnight, and to all, a good Night. Good Night Tippy and Sam from Connecticut.

[Sam from Connecticut]

Where 0 Where is the Cougar?

[What the]

I saw a few at the Mall today.....

[Sam from Connecticut]

The ones with four legs in Connecticut.

[Meow]

Buy her a drink. Compliment her. Tell her she looks a lot like Demi Moore.

[Reader]

It's the mascot for Apple's next operating system...DUH! Steve Jobs is not messing around no more...Gates is goin' DOWN!

Catfight...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR RR!

[Bozo]

Bruce wrote:

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Played-out used meat.

More like piles of dog crap;
The older they get,
the easier they are to pick up.

[Joker]

They don't swell and they don't tell and they're grateful as hell.

[Techie]

A cougar, was she good looking? I hooked up with a really hot cougar for awhile. She was awesome, no complaints from me.

[Connecticut Sam]

Maybe, the cougar wanted to sign up for courses at the college.

[Techie]

Connecticut Sam wrote:

Maybe, the cougar wanted to sign up for courses at the college.

Ah - it's Microsoft's campus, not a college!! You need to buy a clue.

[Connecticut Sam]

Maybe the cougar wanted to buy a computer, so it can write interesting comments on these forums.