Storm update: Burlington County

At 11:20 a.m., Dave Wyche, spokesman for Burlington County government, released the following storm update: A small earthen dam above the Lower Aetna Dam at Beech Road in Medford Lakes was reported breeched at ... via Courier-Post

[Dave Heventhal]

This is why I live in San Francisco now.

[Mount Laurel Parent]

Dave Heventhal wrote:

This is why I live in San Francisco now.

I'd rather deal with a little water than have my house collapse due to a 4.5 Mag Quake Dave!
What a dummmy!

[Dave Heventhal]

Mount Laurel Parent wrote:

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I'd rather deal with a little water than have my house collapse due to a 4.5 Mag Quake Dave!
What a dummmy!

A 4.5 earthquake happens evey 20-minutes in California and it is not strong enough to wake me let alone "collapse my house", but "you's guys" live in Jersey - a state that has one of the highest tax rates in the US and the most corrupt state governments in the world, and a lovely nasal twang to go with the factured English. "Hey Antony! Get me da pizza!

[Boro Bugle]

OOOOO, factured English. And "...a state that has one of the highest tax rates in the US and the most corrupt state governments in the world..."