what is wrong with upmc mckeesport ?
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Brain Transplant Candidat

Mckeesport, PA

#21 Mar 7, 2014
big john wrote:
last time I was in upmc mcKeesport I had a penis enlargement surgery done it was an overnight stay to see if my body wouldn't reject the penis they sewed on me from a pony. well in the miidle of the night one of the nurses snuck in and I was half awake I felt something moist on my newly transplanted penis which was fully erected by now and she rode that thing like she was on a mechanical bull. after 20 mins she got off and pulled the sheets over my head,
I think upmc took very good care of me and I filled out the survey giving them all 10's as excellent care and service
plus my upmc insurance paid for everything including the velcro strap to strap my member to my thigh when im out in public and on the go.
thanks upmc
Is it true you are at the top of the waiting list for a brain transplant?
Big John

Homestead, PA

#24 Mar 7, 2014
Brain Transplant Candidat wrote:
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Is it true you are at the top of the waiting list for a brain transplant?
ON the follow up of the penis transplant surgery it was a complete success.

I have women coming and going all day and night at my home. Most are married to drunks and old guys.
I give them what they long for .
They ride my love rod like there's no tomorrow. I try to satisfy at least 5 females a day.
I guess good news travels fast at UPMC McKeesport.
There are so many woman out there that aren't getting any lube jobs at home, well I provide that service, and with a smile. I charge a small 'handling' fee just to see these women smile when they leave my home, I get all teary eyed. I have to turn woman away , that's how good I am.
I know some of these old 'hogs' that post in here really aren't into sex anymore, and I can understand that. Guys get tired of their excuses all the time, that's where I come in.

All women leave here satisfied and well greased up just to come back for more in a few days.
Al Capone

Mckeesport, PA

#25 Mar 7, 2014
Big John wrote:
<quoted text> ON the follow up of the penis transplant surgery it was a complete success.
I have women coming and going all day and night at my home. Most are married to drunks and old guys.
I give them what they long for .
They ride my love rod like there's no tomorrow. I try to satisfy at least 5 females a day.
I guess good news travels fast at UPMC McKeesport.
There are so many woman out there that aren't getting any lube jobs at home, well I provide that service, and with a smile. I charge a small 'handling' fee just to see these women smile when they leave my home, I get all teary eyed. I have to turn woman away , that's how good I am.
I know some of these old 'hogs' that post in here really aren't into sex anymore, and I can understand that. Guys get tired of their excuses all the time, that's where I come in.
All women leave here satisfied and well greased up just to come back for more in a few days.
How is the STD world working out for you these days?. My former STD carrying mistress teased me about your prowess and transplant. That is why I dropped her. Have a good visit to the clinic for a HIV survey.
stitch in time

Homestead, PA

#26 Mar 7, 2014
Al Capone wrote:
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How is the STD world working out for you these days?. My former STD carrying mistress teased me about your prowess and transplant. That is why I dropped her. Have a good visit to the clinic for a HIV survey.
sew your c*nT closed it aint worth a f**K anyway LOL!
cconcerned

Homestead, PA

#27 Mar 8, 2014
that was uncalled for , you sick bastid !
shut it down

Homestead, PA

#32 Mar 8, 2014
Idiotic Posts wrote:
Shut it down like Braddock Hospital, tear it down to the ground.
Strong rumors have it 2 years it will be gone, all people that go there are welfare scum just like Braddock. You can see the writing on the wall....it's so old and you can only modernize it so much. The staff down there feel very positive that it wont be there in 2 years.
Just a resident

Beaver, PA

#33 Mar 9, 2014
If McKeesport UPMC closes then your closest hospitals would be NON-UPMC facilities, Jefferson and Forbes. It would benefit those Two hospitals to keep Mckesport open.
Troublemaker

Pittsburgh, PA

#34 Mar 9, 2014
Idiotic Posts wrote:
Shut it down like Braddock Hospital, tear it down to the ground.
If McKeesport hospital closes for whatever reason, do YOU want to be in the ambulance for the half-hour it takes to get to Jefferson or Forbes?
Kanya Tichole Nach

Homestead, PA

#35 Mar 10, 2014
Troublemaker wrote:
<quoted text>If McKeesport hospital closes for whatever reason, do YOU want to be in the ambulance for the half-hour it takes to get to Jefferson or Forbes?
If it took a half hour to get to EITHER of those places, then it must not have even been an emergency. Shame on you for wasting the EMS's time and resources! They have bigger and better patients to take care of with REAL emergencies like gunshots in the Duke.
capt morgan

Homestead, PA

#36 Mar 10, 2014
its a shame we have to save those people that get drunk and get into accidents.
Academy

Mckeesport, PA

#37 Mar 24, 2014
The UPMC McKeesport administrators allow the McKeesport police to run the hospital.

They lost a lot of money. T

he intake lady is a nutcase and will argue with a the emergency room intakes.
Academy

Mckeesport, PA

#38 Mar 24, 2014
http://triblive.com/neighborhoods/yourmckeesp...

All McKeesport beats up citizens, verbally and physically.

Never will McKeesport ever make a comeback!
Too bad

Mckeesport, PA

#39 Mar 24, 2014
McKeesport police missed the security breach? They run the UPMC hospital under a 5 year contract,$425,000 a year to get in your medical business. Several breaches occurred while the McKeesport police were on duty at UPMC McKeesport.

McKeesport is pinpointed for that type of service because McKeesport is crime ridden.

McKeesport Police Department is entering into a contract for an around-the-clock presence at the city's hospital.

Council on Monday authorized city administrators to execute a five-year agreement with UPMC McKeesport at an annual rate of $425,000 with 3 percent increases over a minimum of three years. McKeesport police would be on-site 24 hours a day, seven days per week.

“I think it's a great opportunity to continue our community partnership with UPMC,” Mayor Michael Cherepko said.“It's important for the residents to know that we meet on a regular basis with UPMC. We recognize the importance of having them as the largest employer in our city, and we look forward to working with them on a whole new level with this (agreement).”

Council president Darryl Segina said the UPMC McKeesport agreement is one local example of contracts being established at all UPMC facilities with various police departments.

“I don't want people to think that McKeesport is pinpointed for this type of service,” Segina said.

District Attorney Stephen A. Zappala Jr.'s office has been working with UPMC's leadership to develop increased security and safety plans for the corporation's hospitals and medical centers.

“It's all of UPMC,” Cherepko explained.“The district attorney came out a few months back with (security concerns) in light of some of the incidents that were happening in some of the hospitals.”

UPMC McKeesport administrators said they are looking forward to a new type of partnership with the city, but deferred comment on the agreement to corporate offices in Pittsburgh. Director of Media Relations Gloria Kreps confirmed the UPMC McKeesport contract with local police, but had no further details on the agreement at presstime.

http://triblive.com/neighborhoods/yourmckeesp...
Anon

Belle Vernon, PA

#40 Jun 17, 2014
lester freeman wrote:
<quoted text>she didnt smoke either you loser on your rn watch on day two she sufered a massive heartattack if she was at shady side that wouldnt have happened, and my point exactly even i can get a job at the hospital with my terrible spelling all you need to wipe peoples asses is to apply. all rn's aint nothing but but wipers for the sick. we'll see the the lawsuit pans out. forget a rn turn arab and become a doctor, that way your han d wont smell like poop all day or smell like catiter either. all upmc mck did was wipe her ass and gave her a bed to die in, in no way did they try and allow her to recover. on monday you guys said shed be out wensday it was pnomia wensday they say her hearts beating at ten percent then she passed 7 days later then you bill me 800k, 800k you can stay at the a five star resort for a few hundo, i aint see no hot tub in the waiting room. and if people wanna joke about it i wish the same sadness upon you and your loved ones.
Most Rn's are too lazy to keep up basic vitals. Hell, some are probably incontinent. RN BSN equals Registered Nothing Bullshit N....r. UPMC equals You Pee On My Chest.
BIG BOB

West Mifflin, PA

#41 Jun 18, 2014
I was once in the McKeesport hospital years ago getting a procedure done and had to require an overnight stay. Well, low and behold a nurse came into my room about 3 AM, pulled my gown up and was playing with my penis, it got so hard so fast.
She mounted that 9 inch beast and rode that for about 30 minutes.
She came about 6 times and of course I came only 3 times. I filled her love hole with about a quart of man juice. She cleaned me up and as she walked out of the room she winked at me. I'd hate to see McKeesport hospital shut down, I have great memories from there.
Section 8 Steve

Pittsburgh, PA

#42 Jun 18, 2014
A hobo pulled me into a side closet. All I got was a body search.

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