Is Ted Danson from McKeesport?

Is Ted Danson from McKeesport?

Created by Mark-E-Mark on Jan 30, 2011

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i Wish

Brooklyn, NY

#565 Nov 6, 2013
Ted danson -no. But Charlie sheen def. is.......
south park lad

Mckeesport, PA

#566 Jan 1, 2014
Clliff Klaven wrote:
Just gotta explain how it really happened. The 'solicitor' left the peeper's gay-la after a great night of everyone 'whistling' to their favorite tunes. Alcohol & birdseed don't mix.
He drove down 5th & picked up Ted & poopi who were lookin to score, but just couldn't find the 'Imperial or Johnny Muslims'.
He went to the 'polack club' to meet Norm. poopi couldn't get in because she wasn't polish enuf. They all burned a couple in the parking lot & that was that.
Ted & poopi didn't cop, so there was no powder or rocks involved. Glad me & Kirstie was shacked up & didn't attend.
And that's the trufe say Whoopi .
Amazed but had a Hunch

Pittsburgh, PA

#567 Jan 24, 2014
I always figured Ted was from the Mon Valley. Awesome that he's from the crown jewel of Mon Valley cities, McK!!!!
White Lightning

Mckeesport, PA

#568 Jan 24, 2014
Yea - yea - yea . Either another polished turd or more than likely -- another turd polisher seeking or already enthroned in the corrupt Mon Valley Demon-Craptic Poverty Pimps Party .(knee pads included)
Selling out the working class taxpayers since 1982 . The year these political heathens discovered their own version of Section 8 & Housing Authority freebie handouts . They've grown increasingly lazy , inept , corrupt & useless . They have accomplished NOTHING on their own ever since .

Since: Jan 12

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#569 Jan 27, 2014
In light of the recent cold snap, Ted and Whoopi have installed a number of 'Warming Stations' throughout the City at various locations: the corner of Sinclair & Fifth at the Paper Station, outside The Beer Barrel, in the parking lot at JJ's on Versailles Avenue, on Coursin Street between the two HiVue Apartment Complexes and outside Buds & Suds to name a few. They are equipped with 46,000BTU Patio Heaters, benches with heated seat cushions and free coffee and cocoa. Woolen lap throws available upon request. No need to suffer the cold while out and about and taking care of your business in town; Ted & Whoopi CARE about the residents of their Adopted City. All are welcome.
Concerned bout Lightning

Pittsburgh, PA

#570 Apr 17, 2014
Easter is Coming wrote:
A little tale not for the faint hearted...still gives me chills. Hopefully, it is just an urban legend.
Extract from an anonymous author:
Back in the day, during the McK High School Band Camp (Spring Break Session), White Lightning and I shared a room. This being our senior year, we were afforded the opportunity to stay in 2 person rooms versus the open bay bunks afforded to the underclassmen. Initially, feeling great about finally being a senior, I was more than happy to share a room with anybody. The two person room was a perk that came with becoming the top dogs of the McK High campus and I was more than happy to accept a well deserved benefit of my new scholastic status.
Unfortunately, I would end up regretting the sharing the same room with White Lightning. During my first week with room arrangements, I began waking up in the morning with morning very groggy with intense pain in my rectum and terrible headaches. Often I noticed blood in my stool. By week two I felt as the daily and trauma and pain was not going away, it was time to see my doctor. The doctors reaction was not what I expected, he had noted that this problem had been experienced four years in a row and coincided with WL's ongoing repeating of the senior class year and also of band camp (the dumb azz had been a nongraduating (red shirting?) senior for over 4(+) years and it seemed that his motivation was band camp and the sleeping arrangements. I just assumed he was a gungho Band Nerd...live and let live. Needless to say, my doctor had figured it out over the years and in this instance was able to correct the problem that had been a mystery the previous three years. Old Doc called the cops and gave them an overview of his theory.
All were shocked to discover that in that same room I had been sharing with old White Lightning contained a half empty gallon size container of ether...and multiple rags and corn cobs (don't even ask). The cops did a DNA check of all the residue that they found on the sheets that old White Lightning was turning in daily....unfortunately they were my sheets. I thought he was just being a good room mate washing my sheets daily.
They forced WL to accept a Certificate of Attendance and allowed him to depart High School and the Band quietly. The Band already had a crappy enough reputation, the officials didn't want it to really go down the crapper....please pardon the pun.
It's taken some time to get over that terrible Spring Band Camp. I watch eating foods that cause gas as I have lost the ability to control my rectal gas...silent killers or wet ones tend to be my gas responses.....binding foods saves me much embarrassment.
Unfortunately this time of year, Easter time, Spring Break time reminds of White Lightning....AKA the Ether Bunny.
Lightning is said to never strike twice in the same place....hope this applies to this Ether Bunny story that I've read. Few days away....probably need to put some kind of tracker on WL and also confiscate his weapons arsenal.
White Lightning

Mckeesport, PA

#571 Apr 17, 2014
No quarter given - none expected . Ask yo mammy moe-ron . Don't have any arsenal or rifles . Like the old Marine Corp chant -'This is my rifle, this is my gun - the rifle's for killing , the gun is for fun'. She knows - perhaps you are my child . Go whine - just don't call - getting too old to raise a retard like you . Did the old bag ever get some teeth or is she still gumming everything ? Don't be concerned - I need none of you ball- lickin political pansies . How's that - need further explanation ? Just ask .
CCD Baby

Pittsburgh, PA

#572 Apr 18, 2014
White Lightning wrote:
No quarter given - none expected . Ask yo mammy moe-ron . Don't have any arsenal or rifles . Like the old Marine Corp chant -'This is my rifle, this is my gun - the rifle's for killing , the gun is for fun'. She knows - perhaps you are my child . Go whine - just don't call - getting too old to raise a retard like you . Did the old bag ever get some teeth or is she still gumming everything ? Don't be concerned - I need none of you ball- lickin political pansies . How's that - need further explanation ? Just ask .
So I guess this means your Ether Supply is maxed out and you'll be hitting up band members or farm animals at you discretion?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaa
Easter is coming

Pittsburgh, PA

#574 Mar 17, 2015
A little tale not for the faint hearted...still gives me chills. Hopefully, it is just an urban legend.
Extract from an anonymous author:
Back in the day, during the McK High School Band Camp (Spring Break Session), White Lightning and I shared a room. This being our senior year, we were afforded the opportunity to stay in 2 person rooms versus the open bay bunks afforded to the underclassmen. Initially, feeling great about finally being a senior, I was more than happy to share a room with anybody. The two person room was a perk that came with becoming the top dogs of the McK High campus and I was more than happy to accept a well deserved benefit of my new scholastic status.
Unfortunately, I would end up regretting the sharing the same room with White Lightning. During my first week with room arrangements, I began waking up in the morning with morning very groggy with intense pain in my rectum and terrible headaches. Often I noticed blood in my stool. By week two I felt as the daily and trauma and pain was not going away, it was time to see my doctor. The doctors reaction was not what I expected, he had noted that this problem had been experienced four years in a row and coincided with WL's ongoing repeating of the senior class year and also of band camp (the dumb azz had been a nongraduating (red shirting?) senior for over 4(+) years and it seemed that his motivation was band camp and the sleeping arrangements. I just assumed he was a gungho Band Nerd...live and let live. Needless to say, my doctor had figured it out over the years and in this instance was able to correct the problem that had been a mystery the previous three years. Old Doc called the cops and gave them an overview of his theory.

All were shocked to discover that in that same room I had been sharing with old White Lightning contained a half empty gallon size container of ether...and multiple rags and corn cobs (don't even ask). The cops did a DNA check of all the residue that they found on the sheets that old White Lightning was turning in daily....unfortunately they were my sheets. I thought he was just being a good room mate washing my sheets daily.

They forced WL to accept a Certificate of Attendance and allowed him to depart High School and the Band quietly. The Band already had a crappy enough reputation, the officials didn't want it to really go down the crapper....please pardon the pun.

It's taken some time to get over that terrible Spring Band Camp. I watch eating foods that cause gas as I have lost the ability to control my rectal gas...silent killers or wet ones tend to be my gas responses.....binding foods saves me much embarrassment.

Unfortunately this time of year, Easter time, Spring Break time reminds of White Lightning....AKA the Ether Bunny.

Lightning is said to never strike twice in the same place....hope this applies to this Ether Bunny story that I've read. Few days away....probably need to put some kind of tracker on WL and also confiscate his weapons arsenal.





Amazed

Pittsburgh, PA

#575 Mar 18, 2015
Somebody doing something like this is just plain wrong. Imagine this White Lightning character lives or frequents Collins Street and hangs with the hobo's and Rohoohoos.
Easter is coming wrote:
A little tale not for the faint hearted...still gives me chills. Hopefully, it is just an urban legend.
Extract from an anonymous author:
Back in the day, during the McK High School Band Camp (Spring Break Session), White Lightning and I shared a room. This being our senior year, we were afforded the opportunity to stay in 2 person rooms versus the open bay bunks afforded to the underclassmen. Initially, feeling great about finally being a senior, I was more than happy to share a room with anybody. The two person room was a perk that came with becoming the top dogs of the McK High campus and I was more than happy to accept a well deserved benefit of my new scholastic status.
Unfortunately, I would end up regretting the sharing the same room with White Lightning. During my first week with room arrangements, I began waking up in the morning with morning very groggy with intense pain in my rectum and terrible headaches. Often I noticed blood in my stool. By week two I felt as the daily and trauma and pain was not going away, it was time to see my doctor. The doctors reaction was not what I expected, he had noted that this problem had been experienced four years in a row and coincided with WL's ongoing repeating of the senior class year and also of band camp (the dumb azz had been a nongraduating (red shirting?) senior for over 4(+) years and it seemed that his motivation was band camp and the sleeping arrangements. I just assumed he was a gungho Band Nerd...live and let live. Needless to say, my doctor had figured it out over the years and in this instance was able to correct the problem that had been a mystery the previous three years. Old Doc called the cops and gave them an overview of his theory.
All were shocked to discover that in that same room I had been sharing with old White Lightning contained a half empty gallon size container of ether...and multiple rags and corn cobs (don't even ask). The cops did a DNA check of all the residue that they found on the sheets that old White Lightning was turning in daily....unfortunately they were my sheets. I thought he was just being a good room mate washing my sheets daily.
They forced WL to accept a Certificate of Attendance and allowed him to depart High School and the Band quietly. The Band already had a crappy enough reputation, the officials didn't want it to really go down the crapper....please pardon the pun.
It's taken some time to get over that terrible Spring Band Camp. I watch eating foods that cause gas as I have lost the ability to control my rectal gas...silent killers or wet ones tend to be my gas responses.....binding foods saves me much embarrassment.
Unfortunately this time of year, Easter time, Spring Break time reminds of White Lightning....AKA the Ether Bunny.
Lightning is said to never strike twice in the same place....hope this applies to this Ether Bunny story that I've read. Few days away....probably need to put some kind of tracker on WL and also confiscate his weapons arsenal.
Read and Heed

Pittsburgh, PA

#576 Mar 20, 2015
The Dilemma. A Hobo and a pee pee. Something is going to get touched and one will touch the other. But it's not the hobo that will be getting touched...he'll just be lathering up and loosening up the jazz hands.
Easter is coming wrote:
A little tale not for the faint hearted...still gives me chills. Hopefully, it is just an urban legend.
Extract from an anonymous author:
Back in the day, during the McK High School Band Camp (Spring Break Session), White Lightning and I shared a room. This being our senior year, we were afforded the opportunity to stay in 2 person rooms versus the open bay bunks afforded to the underclassmen. Initially, feeling great about finally being a senior, I was more than happy to share a room with anybody. The two person room was a perk that came with becoming the top dogs of the McK High campus and I was more than happy to accept a well deserved benefit of my new scholastic status.
Unfortunately, I would end up regretting the sharing the same room with White Lightning. During my first week with room arrangements, I began waking up in the morning with morning very groggy with intense pain in my rectum and terrible headaches. Often I noticed blood in my stool. By week two I felt as the daily and trauma and pain was not going away, it was time to see my doctor. The doctors reaction was not what I expected, he had noted that this problem had been experienced four years in a row and coincided with WL's ongoing repeating of the senior class year and also of band camp (the dumb azz had been a nongraduating (red shirting?) senior for over 4(+) years and it seemed that his motivation was band camp and the sleeping arrangements. I just assumed he was a gungho Band Nerd...live and let live. Needless to say, my doctor had figured it out over the years and in this instance was able to correct the problem that had been a mystery the previous three years. Old Doc called the cops and gave them an overview of his theory.
All were shocked to discover that in that same room I had been sharing with old White Lightning contained a half empty gallon size container of ether...and multiple rags and corn cobs (don't even ask). The cops did a DNA check of all the residue that they found on the sheets that old White Lightning was turning in daily....unfortunately they were my sheets. I thought he was just being a good room mate washing my sheets daily.
They forced WL to accept a Certificate of Attendance and allowed him to depart High School and the Band quietly. The Band already had a crappy enough reputation, the officials didn't want it to really go down the crapper....please pardon the pun.
It's taken some time to get over that terrible Spring Band Camp. I watch eating foods that cause gas as I have lost the ability to control my rectal gas...silent killers or wet ones tend to be my gas responses.....binding foods saves me much embarrassment.
Unfortunately this time of year, Easter time, Spring Break time reminds of White Lightning....AKA the Ether Bunny.
Lightning is said to never strike twice in the same place....hope this applies to this Ether Bunny story that I've read. Few days away....probably need to put some kind of tracker on WL and also confiscate his weapons arsenal.
Hobo JimTim

Mckeesport, PA

#577 Mar 20, 2015
Eric the undead actor says TimJim Donato has zero point zero chance
Super Voter

San Francisco, CA

#578 Mar 20, 2015
Hobo JimTim wrote:
Eric the undead actor says TimJim Donato has zero point zero chance
You are correct. The machine owned and loyal voters should stay at home and not waste their time and fuel going to vote.

I will be an unprecedented land slide.

Let us super voters take credit for the machine victory.
JD all day

Mckeesport, PA

#579 Mar 20, 2015
Toooooøoooooo loooonggg
School Teacher

San Francisco, CA

#580 Mar 20, 2015
JD all day wrote:
Toooooøoooooo loooonggg
May I introduce you to the technology of "spell check?"
Louie

West Mifflin, PA

#582 Mar 20, 2015
LMFA!!!!
Dolph Chistie

Detroit, MI

#583 Mar 21, 2015
Louie wrote:
LMFA!!!!
I saw Ted and Woopie giving a double tugjob to the city electrician!!
spell checka

Pittsburgh, PA

#584 Mar 21, 2015
School Teacher wrote:
<quoted text>May I introduce you to the technology of "spell check?"
Spelt chucker
School Teacher

San Francisco, CA

#585 Mar 21, 2015
spell checka wrote:
<quoted text>
Spelt chucker
Youse got that write.
Innocent Lad

Pittsburgh, PA

#586 Mar 21, 2015
A teacher touched my pee pee while two others watched. Not even go into detail regarding what a hobo was doing in the corner of the room while he was eye fudgin my junk.....it is way too disturbing He could have special sauced three titan thunder hoagies with that load.

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