Body Search Anonymous

Pittsburgh, PA

#22 Apr 26, 2014
Body searched by a hobo in all the wrong places....just keep seeing their lewd jeering faces.....Searching their eyes looking for traces of
What those pervos are dreaming of.....they're hoping to find a friend and a body search victim....
Dave

Homestead, PA

#23 Apr 26, 2014
my sister slept with a hobo once , she can sores all over her lips for about 6 months
Barbra Streisand

Ashburn, VA

#24 Apr 26, 2014
A hobo touched me...yes, he touched me....and suddenly a body search will never be the same.
dinner and a movie

Homestead, PA

#25 Apr 26, 2014
I had no elbow room at the elbow room last nite
Hobo Jane

Mckeesport, PA

#26 Apr 26, 2014
Dave wrote:
my sister slept with a hobo once , she can sores all over her lips for about 6 months
How did the hobo come out of this close encounter of the first kind?
Unwanted Hobo Love

Pittsburgh, PA

#27 May 2, 2014
Hobo copping feels with the excuse of "body search" ain't cutting the mustard, McK..... definitely not an experience to relish.
Jimmy B

West Mifflin, PA

#28 May 2, 2014
My sister dated a hobo he was hung like a horse and she took it all in
Kentucky Derby Decadence

Cantonment, FL

#29 May 2, 2014
This is some funny $hit, alright.

Head over the the Kentucky Derby Forums. Fun for all.
Hobo Jim

Pittsburgh, PA

#30 Jun 17, 2014
I'm about ready to release some hobo Armageddon up in this here port. Hobo Jim don't play. I'll deliver some street justice to you smack talkin' cracker azz beyotches. Feel me? Well get ready for some intense body searches you crack ho's.
Leaf Eric Shun

Pittsburgh, PA

#31 Jun 19, 2014
A hobo wanted to body search my Viking helmet followed by my private parts with what he called his hobo jazz hands. Is that even legal in the Port?
Planet of the Hobo

Pittsburgh, PA

#32 Jul 9, 2014
Get your Damn jazz hands off of me.
Phix Inn

Mckeesport, PA

#33 Jul 9, 2014
Planet of the Hobo wrote:
Get your Damn jazz hands off of me.
What do you not understand about by being an untouchable like the 16 indicated who walked?

Hobo Jim is an untouchable. He does not touch and will not tolerate being touched.
Hobo Jim

Pittsburgh, PA

#34 Jul 9, 2014
When the rhythm takes control of my jazz hands the urge to body search becomes overwhelming. I'm copping anything walking by that time. Only my man love with the Slugster can satisfy these hoany desires.
Phix Inn

Mckeesport, PA

#35 Jul 10, 2014
I Hobo Jim is an untouchable like the 16 indicted.

The former Viking owner and the Porkster are the super untouchables.
White Lightning

Ashburn, VA

#36 Jul 10, 2014
I've learned over time to just submit to hobo body searches. I just hope for the jazz hands and a semiclean hobo. I also have found it best to understand that the Machine is looking out for everyone's best interest. When it's time to receive Machine communion just assume the position and accept the prison romance.
Hobo Crime Task Force

Ashburn, VA

#37 Jul 26, 2014
Lower your jazz hands and step away from the young lad.
Momo

Elizabeth, PA

#38 May 15, 2015
No more hobo touching
Untouchables

Donora, PA

#39 May 15, 2015
Momo wrote:
No more hobo touching
All city hobos are untouchables like the corrupt elected officials.
Innocent Lad

Pittsburgh, PA

#40 May 16, 2015
A hobo tried to put a gerbil up my hoo haw. He also jazz handed my junk. I got to avoid Collins Street.
Hobo JIm

Donora, PA

#41 May 16, 2015
Innocent Lad wrote:
A hobo tried to put a gerbil up my hoo haw. He also jazz handed my junk. I got to avoid Collins Street.
All city hobos are untouchables like some corrupt elected officials

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