Scenario "Suicidal Clown"

Scenario "Suicidal Clown"

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Since: Dec 08

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#1 Dec 1, 2009
I thought I would start a serious discussion group about the best way of committing suicide if you were a clown.

Maybe you have incurable polkadot fever or clownacal depression and simply can't stop laughing.

So what's the best way to commit suicide if your a suicidal clown? And when I say clown
not a clown like your neighbor that's always joking when she gets a couple of beers in him but a funny dressed person in a multicolored costume orange hair bicycle horn big floppy feet. Flowers made of feathers water bucket with confetti, sometimes writing a Tiny little bicycle were getting out of a tiny little car with 25 other clowns.
A clown like you would see in a Red skelton painting, that kind of clown.

Since: Dec 08

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#2 Dec 1, 2009
In my opinion

Ride into a biker bar on one of those teeny tiny bicycles with a

Http://www.makaibikes.com/products/Pink-Burst...

Bicycle horn. Start squirting everybody in the face with your gigantic flower and then focus on the guy that looks the most scared and start honking it every time he tries to say something. I don't think the clown would last five minutes. And if you think your average biker isn't afraid of anything, simply ask them about clowns! I doubt the police would even hold the guy for questioning For more than a couple of hours. After all the police hate clowns to!

“Plumb Tickled To Death!”

Since: Mar 09

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#3 Dec 1, 2009
Very odd posts, and to be completely honest, as Dr. Phil might say..."This is so outta my league".

But I will agree with your opinion Gurpee as to that being a good way to go! I actually checked out the page with the horn. I actually have two scenarios concerning the horn...

(A) I can start squeeling in this really high pitched, obnoxious, nasal voice and say..."Oh my, that's just the cutest little ole' thing I eva did see. Why it's pink. All us girls loooooooove pink! And I can continue on this way until your eyes cross and your head pops off.

OR

(B) I can calmly and quitely say I would like to take an AK-47 and pump 30 rounds into that thing as fast as I can.(Meaning the horn of course).

Now, with all that said, what the hell is this thread supposed to be about?

Since: Sep 09

Wheelwright, KY

#4 Dec 2, 2009
Ok I have racked my brain so hard on this trying to think of how I would like to see a clown commit suicide and I have finally picked one narrowed down from millions of ways just because well..... I hate clowns too. I would like to see a clown take a mallet from one of those test of strength games at carnivals and just start bashing his own head in with it. That right there would be worth the price of admission for me.

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#5 Dec 2, 2009
LOL Reverend Pie, I never did much care for clowns either. I never did understand what was so amusing about them and they always seemed a bit creepy to me. But, I guess if a clown was going to commit suicide I could picture one laughing itself to death :)

Since: Sep 09

Sacramento, CA

#6 Dec 2, 2009
This post is a result of another thread about sleeping pills and people starting talking about suicide and all that. Then gurpee said suicide is not funny... unless it's a clown. And I laughed at that.... alot... I dunno it just struck me hilarious.

But that's horrible of me and I know it. Suicide really isn't a laughing matter.

Unless it's a clown.

Sorry... just had to thrown it in.

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#7 Dec 2, 2009
Suicide is serious and I'm sure the intent was not to offend anyone. LOL Redneck, I just can't help from laughing at that either. I'm very thankful for having a good sense of humor. It may be a little wacky but laughter really is the best medicine.

And you know how I am to get off topic. Here is a video just to make sure everyone knows that bikers really are some great people...

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#8 Dec 5, 2009
So...where is Gurpee? I was expecting a good lambasting over the pink horn incident. Surely I didn't do all that typing for nothing. I was at least expecting him to argue with me over the fact that the horn is cute...

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#9 Dec 8, 2009
Honest Babe wrote:
So...where is Gurpee? I was expecting a good lambasting over the pink horn incident. Surely I didn't do all that typing for nothing. I was at least expecting him to argue with me over the fact that the horn is cute...
I'm here, and I don't know why you would expect me to argue with you, that horn is totally cute! I was going to get one for your bicycle but then I remembered you left it in the driveway and it got ran over!

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#10 Dec 8, 2009
Reverend Pie wrote:
Ok I have racked my brain so hard on this trying to think of how I would like to see a clown commit suicide and I have finally picked one narrowed down from millions of ways just because well..... I hate clowns too. I would like to see a clown take a mallet from one of those test of strength games at carnivals and just start bashing his own head in with it. That right there would be worth the price of admission for me.
I know it's not suicide, but equally amusing, that is it's amusing if it's a clown. Remember suicide is no laughing matter, unless of course it's a clown!

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#11 Dec 8, 2009
gurpee999 wrote:
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I'm here, and I don't know why you would expect me to argue with you, that horn is totally cute! I was going to get one for your bicycle but then I remembered you left it in the driveway and it got ran over!
I'm sorry Gurpee but I don't understand this. Would you please explain, even half-way explain, what you are talking about here? What's this about my bicycle in a drive-way? Do you know who I am? Do you think you know? Why do I sense you have some type of ill feelings towards me? I don't think I've ever done anything to you to cause ill feelings. If I did it was by accident. I really wish you would explain. And as for Reverend Pie, I've been accused on here of being Reverend Pie but I'm not. I don't know who Reverend Pie is.

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#12 Dec 9, 2009
gurpee999 wrote:
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I'm here, and I don't know why you would expect me to argue with you, that horn is totally cute! I was going to get one for your bicycle but then I remembered you left it in the driveway and it got ran over!
Still waiting...I'm all upset over not getting my horn and want to know what happened to my bicycle. Were you the one that ran over it?:)
joyful

East Point, KY

#13 Dec 9, 2009
HI

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#14 Dec 9, 2009
Honest Babe wrote:
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Still waiting...I'm all upset over not getting my horn and want to know what happened to my bicycle. Were you the one that ran over it?:)
It's not important who ran over your bicycle, THE POINT IS YOU LEFT IT IN THE DRIVEWAY YOUNG LADY!

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#15 Dec 9, 2009
gurpee999 wrote:
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It's not important who ran over your bicycle, THE POINT IS YOU LEFT IT IN THE DRIVEWAY YOUNG LADY!
Well I hadn't quite thought of it that way. I usually take real good care of my stuff though! I've not really figured out what happened with the bicycle yet but hopefully it won't happen again. It would probably be good if I figured out how my bicycle got in the driveway though.

Since: Sep 09

Sacramento, CA

#16 Dec 9, 2009
Honest Babe wrote:
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Well I hadn't quite thought of it that way. I usually take real good care of my stuff though! I've not really figured out what happened with the bicycle yet but hopefully it won't happen again. It would probably be good if I figured out how my bicycle got in the driveway though.
UMMMM.... imaginary friend much?

Since: Sep 09

Wheelwright, KY

#17 Dec 9, 2009
It was the invisible one armed one legged man!! I saw him do it!

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#18 Dec 9, 2009
redneck woman original wrote:
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UMMMM.... imaginary friend much?
Imaginary friend? Who might you be speaking of? Would it be Gurpee that you speak of? Because that is the only person on here I ever imagined might be a friend and quite obviously that was all in my imagination for reasons beyond my feeble knowledge. So is that who you speack of?

Since: Sep 09

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#19 Dec 9, 2009
LOL.... you know how little kids blame their actions on imaginary friends. I was just making a joke. Your imaginary friend obviously put that bike in the driveway for it to get run over.

Honestly, I don't even know what gurpee's talking about. I just thought this was all a big nonsense joke... kinda like the chickens in church thing I guess.

As for gurpee, I don't know the whole story with you all... or even if there is a story. But from this particular thread, I don't immediately see anything that indicates gurpee is not your friend.

As for me... I thought you considered me a friend. My bad.

Hope you get to feeling better.

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#20 Dec 9, 2009
I'm feeling okay Redneck Woman. I consider you a friend, the keyword was "imaginary" friend. As for the Gurpee story, I'm sure there will be book out someday, LOL.

All I can say about Gurpee is that if he wants to be a "real" friend, as opposed to an "imaginary" friend he needs to get his hoof out of his mouth and find something to talk about besides suicide and bicycles. Or, at least he needs to go ahead and spit out whatever it is he's trying to say instead of scribbling down a sentence or two once a week that no one would ever understand. At this point it don't make much difference to me.

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