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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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Sorry--eyesight bad---859.
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Since: Feb 12
Location hidden
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whitehair wrote: Slew is better at putting people :down: than intelligence.Our ideologies are on opposite poles,so like many,he attacks the person.Mostly needs to be disregarded.Pulls one sentence out of a post and then makes fun of it and the poster.Mostly smart alex type of posts.He is better than ole WTF anyway. Did not mean to reply to what ever you had -659.. okay
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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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Another name See what I ment *859?
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dog lover
Pikeville, KY
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Can't believe people are still discussing this!
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Since: Jan 10
Spring, TX
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A blonde named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray, "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Babbette again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck and, once again, she prays, "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Babbette, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket!"
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Smiling Slew
Seattle, WA
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Better, than working hard, studying, or addressing the topic, huh Turd blossom...
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wtf
Pikeville, KY
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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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Another one we enjoyed! Thanks,Stevie.
Seems Slew and WTF are of the same mold.Delete them.But keep up the jokes! .
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Smiley Slew
Seattle, WA
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whitehair wrote: Another one we enjoyed! Thanks,Stevie. Seems Slew and WTF are of the same mold.Delete them.But keep up the jokes! . Seems you have a poor sense of humor, too.. Nice you've forgotten the REALLY old jokes, huh ???(yourself)
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Since: Jan 10
Spring, TX
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whitehair wrote: Another one we enjoyed! Thanks,Stevie. Seems Slew and WTF are of the same mold.Delete them.But keep up the jokes! . Thanks, Whitey! Glad you enjoy them. It seems that WTF, and his buddy Slew, are pitifully incapable of enjoying themselves. They are typical liberals, though, and this is how liberals act. Anyway you have a great day, today!!!
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Since: Jan 10
Spring, TX
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A priest, a wizard, and an engineer are sentenced to be beheaded. The priest is first and is offered a final request, to which he asks to pray. After saying a few words, he steps up to the guillotine. The blade falls, and an inch above his neck, its stops. He yells wildly "My God has saved me!" Seeing this miracle, his captors release him. The wizard steps up, and he in turn asks to say a few words before his death. He says a few words in an unknown tongue, points at the guillotine, and then puts his head down to be lopped off. Again, an inch above his head the blade stops. He shouts wildly, "My magic has saved me!" He, too, is released. The engineer is then led up to the block and says, "For my last request, I would like to face up so I can see my death coming." He is placed looking up and, just before they release the blade, he shouts, "WAIT! I see what the problem is!" Engineers! You gotta love 'em!
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Amused Slew
Seattle, WA
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Let's see, you hate education and expect to get lucky to pay for it ??? TEABAGGER ???
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wtf
Winchester, KY
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Big Stevie wrote: A priest, a wizard, and an engineer are sentenced to be beheaded. The priest is first and is offered a final request, to which he asks to pray. After saying a few words, he steps up to the guillotine. The blade falls, and an inch above his neck, its stops. He yells wildly "My God has saved me!" Seeing this miracle, his captors release him. The wizard steps up, and he in turn asks to say a few words before his death. He says a few words in an unknown tongue, points at the guillotine, and then puts his head down to be lopped off. Again, an inch above his head the blade stops. He shouts wildly, "My magic has saved me!" He, too, is released. The engineer is then led up to the block and says, "For my last request, I would like to face up so I can see my death coming." He is placed looking up and, just before they release the blade, he shouts, "WAIT! I see what the problem is!" Engineers! You gotta love 'em! Then the Priest raped the Engineer. Lmfao
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Amused Slew
Seattle, WA
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Big Stevie wrote: <quoted text> Thanks, Whitey! Glad you enjoy them. It seems that WTF, and his buddy Slew, are pitifully incapable of enjoying themselves. They are typical liberals, though, and this is how liberals act. Anyway you have a great day, today!!! Old jokes, like you're posting... prove ONLY teabaggers enjoy the SAME JOKES FOR MILLENNIUM, because they DUMB ! At lease, you lowered the bar for the senile guy.
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wtf
Pikeville, KY
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Amused Slew wrote: <quoted text>Old jokes, like you're posting... prove ONLY teabaggers enjoy the SAME JOKES FOR MILLENNIUM, because they DUMB ! At lease, you lowered the bar for the senile guy. Dumb=Repuglican
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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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Just for the Hell of It,have you read your above post? because they dumb--at lease--now you laugh at my use of who,or,whom,again please! You see,some things just are not important to uou or to me.This has been so for years.At lease--a contract?
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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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Said before,you and WTF are of the same breed.He also did not even notice.
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whitehair
Eminence, KY
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What is important is this Health Care of Obummer`s.What is important is the fact we can not afford Obummer for another 4 years.Vote for the new breed of politician--Tea Party--persons devoted to the constitution and to repeal of Obummer Care!!Less goverment,smaller goverment,return to the States the right to self determine for the people.
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wtf
Winchester, KY
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whitehair wrote: Just for the Hell of It,have you read your above post? because they dumb--at lease--now you laugh at my use of who,or,whom,again please! You see,some things just are not important to uou or to me.This has been so for years.At lease--a contract? Great day for Democrats! We win!!!
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