guy who offered me money to

guy who offered me money to

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Tiffany Hensley

Knoxville, TN

#1 Nov 6, 2012
OMG!!! I just got home and I got to tell you about the guy who offered me money to fart for him. He's in his 30s and was dressed in dirty clothes, had no teeth and smelled like beer. I was just getting ready to leave McDonalds on 33 and bold as can be he offered me money to fart into his hand so he could smell my "essence" as he called it. I just tried to ignore him but he pulls out money and told me if I couldn't fart right then we could sit in his van until I could let one. I don't know why I was singled out for this abuse but I wish i had thought to call my BF while he thought I'd was working up the "breath of my essence" as he called it. I nearly fell out when he just spelled out what he wanted. BTW I'm a church going young mother and am very offended by this. It ruint my appatite and I sobbed all the way home. Does anybody know who this could be??
Tidy Kat

Tucker, GA

#2 Nov 6, 2012
Tiffany Hensley wrote:
OMG!!! I just got home and I got to tell you about the guy who offered me money to fart for him. He's in his 30s and was dressed in dirty clothes, had no teeth and smelled like beer. I was just getting ready to leave McDonalds on 33 and bold as can be he offered me money to fart into his hand so he could smell my "essence" as he called it. I just tried to ignore him but he pulls out money and told me if I couldn't fart right then we could sit in his van until I could let one. I don't know why I was singled out for this abuse but I wish i had thought to call my BF while he thought I'd was working up the "breath of my essence" as he called it. I nearly fell out when he just spelled out what he wanted. BTW I'm a church going young mother and am very offended by this. It ruint my appatite and I sobbed all the way home. Does anybody know who this could be??
He smelled shit , it ruint his appatite
Chuck Wood

Tazewell, TN

#3 Nov 7, 2012
Why didn't you just fart for the guy? Now he's going to be harassing other people for the whiff. That's probably why you whined and cryed all the way home - your subconscious mind was bothering you cause you didn't just let him smell that precious natural gas you want to hog for yourself.
youre all easy

Knoxville, TN

#4 Nov 8, 2012
Sounds like a troll got the best of you folks.
Tidy Kat

Tucker, GA

#5 Nov 8, 2012
youre all easy wrote:
Sounds like a troll got the best of you folks.
They may have got the best of you, the replies were all bullshit. Duh
youre all easy

Knoxville, TN

#6 Nov 8, 2012
you know this becasue you wrote them? multiple personalities? get help troll
Tidy Kat

Tucker, GA

#7 Nov 8, 2012
youre all easy wrote:
you know this becasue you wrote them? multiple personalities? get help troll
No, It's called common sense. You're a dumbass!
Mr Methane

Knoxville, TN

#8 Nov 15, 2012
Tiffany Hensley wrote:
OMG!!! I just got home and I got to tell you about the guy who offered me money to fart for him. He's in his 30s and was dressed in dirty clothes, had no teeth and smelled like beer. I was just getting ready to leave McDonalds on 33 and bold as can be he offered me money to fart into his hand so he could smell my "essence" as he called it. I just tried to ignore him but he pulls out money and told me if I couldn't fart right then we could sit in his van until I could let one. I don't know why I was singled out for this abuse but I wish i had thought to call my BF while he thought I'd was working up the "breath of my essence" as he called it. I nearly fell out when he just spelled out what he wanted. BTW I'm a church going young mother and am very offended by this. It ruint my appatite and I sobbed all the way home. Does anybody know who this could be??
I've got a big fart I caught in a quart jar that I'll sell for $35.00.
Uchs student

Tucker, GA

#9 Nov 15, 2012
Tiffany Hensley wrote:
OMG!!! I just got home and I got to tell you about the guy who offered me money to fart for him. He's in his 30s and was dressed in dirty clothes, had no teeth and smelled like beer. I was just getting ready to leave McDonalds on 33 and bold as can be he offered me money to fart into his hand so he could smell my "essence" as he called it. I just tried to ignore him but he pulls out money and told me if I couldn't fart right then we could sit in his van until I could let one. I don't know why I was singled out for this abuse but I wish i had thought to call my BF while he thought I'd was working up the "breath of my essence" as he called it. I nearly fell out when he just spelled out what he wanted. BTW I'm a church going young mother and am very offended by this. It ruint my appatite and I sobbed all the way home. Does anybody know who this could be??
Tiffany Henley that is in high school?

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