Church for loggers
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KLYDE

Trenton, TN

#1 Nov 16, 2010
In need of a Rev. anybody know one?
FMFG

Trenton, TN

#2 Nov 16, 2010
Yeah I know one. He is pretty busy most of the time either pickin cotton, raisin hell, or bailin hay!
all4all

Valparaiso, IN

#3 Nov 18, 2010
I don't know if he's a rev but he is a pastor joey green in wingo great guy
KLYDE

Trenton, TN

#4 Nov 20, 2010
all4all wrote:
I don't know if he's a rev but he is a pastor joey green in wingo great guy
Does Pastor Green have any references?
ITS REAL BAD

Richmond, KY

#5 Nov 20, 2010
I went to a church for loggers once.
What

Mayfield, KY

#6 Nov 20, 2010
Pardon my ignorance, but will someone tell me what is a "church for loggers"?
lumberjack jimbob joe

United States

#7 Nov 20, 2010
Loggers need Jesus too. We also need a sanctuary from the tree huggers, the beavers, and the woodpeckers. We need a nonfancy church where nobody cares if we get sawdust on the pews. Trust me. It's hard being a logger.
lumberjack jimbob joe

United States

#8 Nov 20, 2010
KLYDE wrote:
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Does Pastor Green have any references?
We prefer self-ordained ministers. The only reference they need is the Holy Spirit and to have a deep appreciation for woodcarving and carpentry work.
I Saw The Light

United States

#9 Nov 20, 2010
ITS REAL BAD wrote:
I went to a church for loggers once.
I did too. I had to learn the hard way why they call it a church for loggers. I got fudgepacked so hard that I was logjammed for a week. It gave me a whole new appreciation for beavers.
ITS REAL BAD

Richmond, KY

#10 Nov 21, 2010
I Saw The Light wrote:
<quoted text>I did too. I had to learn the hard way why they call it a church for loggers. I got fudgepacked so hard that I was logjammed for a week. It gave me a whole new appreciation for beavers.
You fell for that? Haha
KLYDE

Trenton, TN

#11 Nov 21, 2010
ITS REAL BAD wrote:
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You fell for that? Haha
How bad is it?
KILDO

Richmond, KY

#12 Nov 21, 2010
ITS REAL BAD
KLYDE

Trenton, TN

#13 Nov 21, 2010
lumberjack jimbob joe wrote:
<quoted text>We prefer self-ordained ministers. The only reference they need is the Holy Spirit and to have a deep appreciation for woodcarving and carpentry work.
Pretty sure I am looking for a Rev. for the church of loggers, not a self ordained minister. How about 2 St. Marys and a round of St. Jude? Gettin close to moonshine monday!
I Saw The Light

United States

#14 Nov 21, 2010
ITS REAL BAD wrote:
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You fell for that? Haha
Ya I didn't know that it was How To Cure A Hummersexual Sunday. Needless to say, before I left I saw the Light! Now them beavers look reeaaalll good!
lumberjack jimbob joe

United States

#15 Nov 21, 2010
KLYDE wrote:
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Pretty sure I am looking for a Rev. for the church of loggers, not a self ordained minister. How about 2 St. Marys and a round of St. Jude? Gettin close to moonshine monday!
That wasn't the kind of spirit that I was talking about, but I'm down with worshipping like you heathens. Confession and a few Hail Marys and all will be forgiven. Good times! Praise God and
pass the Holy Hooch!
KILDO

Richmond, KY

#16 Nov 21, 2010
Moonshine Monday. That's something I can get behind.
I Saw The Light

United States

#17 Nov 21, 2010
KILDO wrote:
Moonshine Monday. That's something I can get behind.
Just don't get behind me. I done saw the Light, and it was good.
Mur

Benton, KY

#18 Nov 21, 2010
lumberjack jimbob joe wrote:
Loggers need Jesus too. We also need a sanctuary from the tree huggers, the beavers, and the woodpeckers. We need a nonfancy church where nobody cares if we get sawdust on the pews. Trust me. It's hard being a logger.
You are welcome to St. Joseph Catholic Church. We have services at 5pm on Saturday night and 8am and 10:30am on Sundays. Come as you are...no dress requirements.
FMFG

Trenton, TN

#19 Nov 22, 2010
I Saw The Light wrote:
<quoted text>Just don't get behind me. I done saw the Light, and it was good.
Better watch KILDO! I heard he will mount anything that stands still long enough.
I Saw The Light

United States

#20 Nov 22, 2010
FMFG wrote:
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Better watch KILDO! I heard he will mount anything that stands still long enough.
Thanks for the warning! I know firsthand how the sermon on the Mount leaves you butt sore, and it ain't from sittin on a hard wooden pew too long.

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