Tips For Picking Up Women By: Big Da...

Tips For Picking Up Women By: Big Dan the Man

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Big Dan the Man

Netherlands

#1 Nov 18, 2012
10 Tips For Picking Up Women By: Big Dan

Whether looking for a wife or just a date for the night or some gal just to pay for dinner, men often need tips for picking up women. Simply going on trial and error can lead a man to miss out on Miss Right, so never go out unprepared. Put away your bad habits and pick up some new tricks before heading out on the prowl.

1. Dress appropriately. One of the first tips for picking up women that men often disregard is dressing appropriately for the given situation. Wearing a suit to a baseball game or jeans to a semi-formal or formal event are sure to keep women at bay. Consider where you are going before selecting your outfit.
2. Dress neatly. Women are not attracted to men who look like fixer-uppers. Take this tip for picking up women and wear neatly prepared clothes. Press your shirt and pants and assure they fit properly.
3. Wear accessories. One of the easy tips for picking up women is to wear accessories with your outfit. Put on a watch for casual attire or add cuff links and tie pins for more formal wear. Women love jewelry and these touches will tell her that you share that love. Some women are turner on by tool belts and battery powered power tools so slide that into your conversation if possible.
4. Style your hair if you have any. Tips for picking up women should always mention one of the first noticed aspects on a man: his hair. Assure you have a good hair cut and use a bit of product. This gives the woman the idea that you care about your appearance. Also make sure you clip your nose and ear hair.
5. Watch your beer smell. Smell is a powerful tool in the tips for picking up women. Bathe, use deodorant and apply a small amount of cologne. Along with other tips for picking up women, put a touch of cologne on the list.
6. Pay attention to your shoes. One of the tips for picking up women that gets ignored the most is wearing proper shoes. Men dress up, do their hair and put on the first pair of shoes out of the closet. Take a moment before going out to match your shoes and clean them if needed.
7. Prepare an opening line. Practice an opening line at home in front of the mirror prior to going out on the hunt. Tips for picking up women include the practice of pronunciation to show your knowledge of the language. Avoid making your opening line a joke or corny one-liner of any type. Choose an introduction of yourself or a compliment for the lady.
8. Be confident. Tips for picking up women include advice on your confidence level. Always be confident in yourself. Women are not typically attracted to shy or unsure males.
9. Leave your ego at home. Amongst the tips for picking up women is the recognition of confidence verses arrogance. Arrogance, or the display of superiority, is a turn-off to women.
10. Watch your language. Possibly the most important of tips for picking up women is watching your tongue. Vulgar or suggestive speech are a turn-off for women. Mentions of sex or sexual behavior during the introduction process typically will leave you standing alone.
Rick

Sevierville, TN

#2 Nov 19, 2012
Dude the best way to pick up chicks is just to straight up walk up to them and pull your pecker out. Shake it at them and say you know you want this slong bitch. They'll either drop to their knees to serve you or freak out and walk away. Either way it's the fastest way to weed out the nonhores in the colony.
Tigerseye

Ransom, KY

#3 Nov 19, 2012
Rick wrote:
Dude the best way to pick up chicks is just to straight up walk up to them and pull your pecker out. Shake it at them and say you know you want this slong bitch. They'll either drop to their knees to serve you or freak out and walk away. Either way it's the fastest way to weed out the nonhores in the colony.
ROFLMAO!!!!!:)
lot 6

Sweden

#4 Nov 19, 2012
Rick wrote:
Dude the best way to pick up chicks is just to straight up walk up to them and pull your pecker out. Shake it at them and say you know you want this slong bitch. They'll either drop to their knees to serve you or freak out and walk away. Either way it's the fastest way to weed out the nonhores in the colony.
That's how your mom was it must run in your family.
Rick

Sevierville, TN

#5 Nov 19, 2012
lot 6 wrote:
<quoted text>That's how my mom was it must run in our family.
Really, I'll keep that in mind.
Coon Dog

Germany

#6 Nov 19, 2012
Did Rick ever figure out which cousin was his father?
Cory

Columbia, MO

#7 Nov 25, 2012
Generally just having the confidence of being true to yourself, with an acute sense of understanding people and their emotions is the ingredient to picking up women. once you master this, you find that you don't have problems picking up women, but rather determining what you want in a woman. I owe all of my knowledge to http://tinyurl.com/9reyahn
Rick

Sevierville, TN

#8 Nov 25, 2012
Well Cory this so isn't true. I will repeat the Slick Rick's guide to Picking up women.
1. Walk up to the girl you have a crush on, then unzip your pants and pull your pecker out.
2. Shake it back and forth slowly at first then just start shaking it violently.
3. Say bitch you want this slong or don't you?
4. If she hits her knees enjoy your gift, if she walks away for freaks out find the nearest other female and repeat steps 1 through 3.
Women love a man who don't mind to show them their pecker, just ask them they'll tell you the truth.
Chopper

Germany

#9 Nov 25, 2012
Rick wrote:
Well Cory this so isn't true. I will repeat the Slick Rick's guide to Picking up women.
1. Walk up to the girl you have a crush on, then unzip your pants and pull your pecker out.
2. Shake it back and forth slowly at first then just start shaking it violently.
3. Say bitch you want this slong or don't you?
4. If she hits her knees enjoy your gift, if she walks away for freaks out find the nearest other female and repeat steps 1 through 3.
Women love a man who don't mind to show them their pecker, just ask them they'll tell you the truth.
That is how I did your mom and sisters.

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