Top 10 Statements Mastic residents mo...

Top 10 Statements Mastic residents most familiar with cops?

Created by Lil Hobo on Nov 27, 2011

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Hands in the air!

Have you been drinking?

Is this car stolen?

Is their drugs in this car?

Are any of you on Parole?

Did I just arrest you last week?

Any weapons in this vehicle?

Lay on the ground, hands on your head!

You have no license, registration or Insurance?

How much did you drink and smoke tonight?

Lil Hobo Town

Bellmore, NY

#1 Nov 27, 2011
This are the top 10 questions cops are know to ask Mastic residents when pulled over.
Humpty Dumpty

Chicago, IL

#2 Nov 29, 2011
good poll.

Well sinnce most were arrested in Mastic they are bound to hear one of these statements 1 time a week min.
Rouldoff the red nose

Chicago, IL

#3 Nov 30, 2011
Mastic & Shirley the ghetto zone for Santa, he knows better then to go near Mastic or Shirley they will rob his sled and eat his raindeer.
Rouldoff the red nose

Chicago, IL

#4 Nov 30, 2011
Mastic is a mess, shirley is a ghetto.

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