Ohio grows pumpking weighing nearly a ton, could break world record

Somebody call Guinness. A couple of growers near Massillon are boasting a world-record breaking pumpkin, weighing in at nearly a ton.

[Sylvia Sloot]

Match that up with a 400lb cucumber and we'll party.

[Arminius]

The farmer named it Rosie!

[Quinteshia]

I could break the scale as well.

[Quinteshia]

*It* could break the scale. No, I am not anywhere near that size.

[MeanandNasty]

That's a lot of pies.

[triple6vamp]

I want the seeds..put them in a oven with salt,Yummm

[Groovyghoulie]

"I am Cornholio, the Great Pumpking"!

[HAIRY]

Check it for steroids.

[Quinteshia]

HAIRY wrote:

Check it for steroids.

Performance enhancing pumpkin drugs.

[GMGMIKE]

It's all squash to me.......

[Arminius]

Hillbillys pump kin!

[MeanandNasty]

GMGMIKE wrote:

It's all squash to me.......

It would squash you if it fell on you.

[Arminius]

MeanandNasty wrote:

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It would squash you if it fell on you.

Especially if it hit you on the gourd!

[podunk]

my girl friend walks through my cucumbers in the nude and makes them grow.